Author: Timothy J. Frohlick
Date: 12:29:06 03/18/00
In order to live to see Fritz conquer the world I suggest that we all start taking crocodillin when it becomes available in five years from now. Crocodillin is a natural peptide substance found in crocodiles that is highly effective as a super broad spectrum antibiotic. Gill Diamond of New Jersey Medical School has isolated this "miracle" drug recently. Research is showing that arteriosclerotic disease and even some forms of cancer are partly caused by bacterial infection. Even periodontal disease can contribute to cardiovascular disease. It appears that crocodillin does not permit bacteria to develope resistance. Crocodillin is also not harmful to mammalian cells. The only drawback that I see is further overpopulation of the human species. On the bright side this will lead to more and better chess players. This will also lead to more and better chess playing machines, including Fritz. Eat crocodillin at your own risk. Side effects include increased aggression and a tendency to develope increased masseter strength. This communique is in response to Fernando Villegas and his thought that we'd all be dead in thirty to fifty years from now. Don't count on it. Tim "Crock" Frohlick
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