Author: Mihaly Szalai
Date: 08:10:30 03/29/04
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On March 28, 2004 at 12:23:30, Christophe Theron wrote: >On March 27, 2004 at 23:28:58, John Merlino wrote: > >>On March 27, 2004 at 18:36:38, Christophe Theron wrote: >> >>>On March 27, 2004 at 14:01:20, Fernando Villegas wrote: >>> >>>>Even for me??? >>>>:-( >>>>Fdo >>> >>> >>> >>>OK, so this is just for you: it's not very far away. >>> >>> >>> >>> Christophe >>> >>>DISCLAIMER: if you are not the intended recipient of this electronic message, I >>>am stupid enough to believe that you will not read it. I'm stupid enough to >>>believe that if the information is of much value for you, you will nevertheless >>>disregard it, just because I have written this disclaimer. I am stupid enough to >>>believe that the simple fact to add such a disclaimer to my electronic messages >>>is enough to protect me against any problem, including my own stupidity. I >>>believe it because I receive dozens of such disclaimers every day, mostly from >>>corporate email systems, and if they do it, they must be right. This disclaimer >>>is Copyright 2004 by Christophe Théron, in all or in part, including and not >>>limited to every word of this disclaimer. After all if Microsoft can hold a >>>copyright on the word "Windows", then I should be able to hold a copyright on >>>every word in this disclaimer. Permission to copy/and/or/(add a slash >>>here)/distribute/fuck/and/or/distort in whole or in part is subject to export >>>regulations. Before you read this disclaimer you must contact your lawyer to >>>check if it is legal for you to read it in the country where you live and/or you >>>are born (if you are born in the country where you live you might be subject to >>>exemption as in paragraph b of 123.3/GH). This disclaimer has been classified as >>>a being war weapon in certain countries and contains parts encrypted with an >>>encryption algorithm that uses a military lkfgj sdfgiusofigjslktgjskl >>>fghkuqdshbfkq ?SN error sdhkfqhsfkjqshbkfdqsbyfsqybd (but not a kspqyuyettt). >>>This is the final sentence of this disclaimer. If you see any sentence past this >>>point you are encouraged to report it as an abuse under the Digital Millennium >>>Act at 1-800-MAKE-LOVE-NOT-ILLEGAL-COPIES. Addendum: this is really the final >>>sentence of the disclaimer and any mention thereabove including and not limited >>>to of the final sentence thereafter should be thereimmediately including and not >>>limited to thereremoved from there. >> >>Christophe, >> >>First of all, that was amazingly friggin' funny. >> >>Secondly, you should know that, if you are truly the author of the above, then >>you are most likely going to see it coming back to you at some point in the >>future. My wife loved it so much that she is going to mail it to her friends, so >>you have very likely created one of those wonderful e-mails that we all just >>LOVE to get from relatives and friends (that we otherwise never hear from) that >>say "Very Funny" or "Joke" in the subject line. >> >>Congratulations. ;-) >> >>jm > > > >Thank you! > >But hey, that was just version 1. Watch out for version 2! :) > > > > Christophe > > > This page is > best viewed > with a computer > and a monitor > > >DISCLAIMER: this disclaimer does not reflect the author's point of view. No >animal was harmed during the shooting of this disclaimer. Thank you for these hilarious posts, the second best antidepressant I met in these gloomy days. (I won't reveal the first one because of it's legal status but if you write another disclaimer I roll one to you.) Best wishes Mihaly
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