Author: Sean Empey
Date: 15:11:45 07/13/04
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On July 13, 2004 at 17:38:42, Omid David Tabibi wrote: >The 2004 World Boxing Championship > >Rules: >Each participant is allowed to use whatever weaponry he would like. > >Participants: > >Name Weapon >---- ------ >Bill no weapon >Jack knife >Jonathan handgun >George M16 rifle >Robert RPG > >May the best boxer win Maybe you should file a formal complaint because Bill has bigger muscles than Jack, which is common in heavyweight boxing. Of course Jack might have better skills; so tie one hand behind his back. And Jonathan throws on average twice as many punches as the other's so he can only punch as many times as his opponent. George has a wicked upper-cut. We can't let him throw that, he might knock someone out and win. Oh and Robert likes to chew on ears, so let's just disqualify him. Now let the man who can win based on the handicap's and not his skills be victorious. Now the guy who can't box as good can still have a chance to win. We should expect big things in boxing. New leaps and bounds.
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