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Subject: Re: To the ......

Author: Jeroen van Dorp

Date: 08:40:02 01/03/00

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I once was at a barbecue held at a clay pigeon club -getting myself a blue
shoulder with that damned weapon backfiring against it (it took three weeks to
heal)- when after a few shots of mine my instructor paniced for some strange
reason and shouted "Duck, everyone!"

I liked that because clay pigeons are an endangered species, so I aimed at the
new targets all around.
After shooting wildly around killing a few they managed to overpower me.

I blamed the instructor; he didn't tell me we weren't on a duck hunt, and that
the ducks really were the other guests.

Then the idiot made a fool of himself by saying he had said "duck -pause-
everyone!" instead of "duck = everyone". Can you imagine?

So I decided to buy a zippo and only play chess. The folks are so much nicer
here.

And now for something computer chess related.... duh....

Jeroen ;-}



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