Author: Pete Galati
Date: 17:46:25 03/18/00
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On March 18, 2000 at 19:47:46, Fernando Villegas wrote: >On March 18, 2000 at 15:29:06, Timothy J. Frohlick wrote: > >>In order to live to see Fritz conquer the world I suggest that we all start >>taking crocodillin when it becomes available in five years from now. >> >>Crocodillin is a natural peptide substance found in crocodiles that is highly >>effective as a super broad spectrum antibiotic. Gill Diamond of New Jersey >>Medical School has isolated this "miracle" drug recently. >> >>Research is showing that arteriosclerotic disease and even some forms of cancer >>are partly caused by bacterial infection. Even periodontal disease can >>contribute to cardiovascular disease. It appears that crocodillin does not >>permit bacteria to develope resistance. Crocodillin is also not harmful to >>mammalian cells. >> >>The only drawback that I see is further overpopulation of the human species. On >>the bright side this will lead to more and better chess players. This will also >>lead to more and better chess playing machines, including Fritz. >> >>Eat crocodillin at your own risk. Side effects include increased aggression and >>a tendency to develope increased masseter strength. >> >>This communique is in response to Fernando Villegas and his thought that we'd >>all be dead in thirty to fifty years from now. Don't count on it. >> >> > >Tim, be carefull. I have been told that your miracoulus drug can produce some >other nasty side effects, like scales and big teeths, toguether with the >inclination to eat dead things in the deep of a lacoon. Take a look at your back >from time to time. >Fernando > >>Tim "Crock" Frohlick If you ever get a chance to see it, there's a great movie (ok, great is an exageration) called "Ed's Dead Mom" where Ed pays these people to bring his mother back to life, but a side effect of their doing this is that she has to eat a special (expensive) bug, but when Ed could no longer afford to buy the bugs, his Mom turned into a murderous canabal. This bacame a problem. I have no idea if Crocodillin could have this side effect, just something to consider since I think that Ed's Dead Mom was a documentory, but if it allows you to live till Fritz conquers the world it might be worth it, because that could take a long time. Keeping a Dorian Grey like painting in your attic might work better though. Pete
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