Author: Fernando Villegas
Date: 18:29:48 03/18/00
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On March 18, 2000 at 20:46:25, Pete Galati wrote: >On March 18, 2000 at 19:47:46, Fernando Villegas wrote: > >>On March 18, 2000 at 15:29:06, Timothy J. Frohlick wrote: >> >>>In order to live to see Fritz conquer the world I suggest that we all start >>>taking crocodillin when it becomes available in five years from now. >>> >>>Crocodillin is a natural peptide substance found in crocodiles that is highly >>>effective as a super broad spectrum antibiotic. Gill Diamond of New Jersey >>>Medical School has isolated this "miracle" drug recently. >>> >>>Research is showing that arteriosclerotic disease and even some forms of cancer >>>are partly caused by bacterial infection. Even periodontal disease can >>>contribute to cardiovascular disease. It appears that crocodillin does not >>>permit bacteria to develope resistance. Crocodillin is also not harmful to >>>mammalian cells. >>> >>>The only drawback that I see is further overpopulation of the human species. On >>>the bright side this will lead to more and better chess players. This will also >>>lead to more and better chess playing machines, including Fritz. >>> >>>Eat crocodillin at your own risk. Side effects include increased aggression and >>>a tendency to develope increased masseter strength. >>> >>>This communique is in response to Fernando Villegas and his thought that we'd >>>all be dead in thirty to fifty years from now. Don't count on it. >>> >>> >> >>Tim, be carefull. I have been told that your miracoulus drug can produce some >>other nasty side effects, like scales and big teeths, toguether with the >>inclination to eat dead things in the deep of a lacoon. Take a look at your back >>from time to time. >>Fernando >> >>>Tim "Crock" Frohlick > >If you ever get a chance to see it, there's a great movie (ok, great is an >exageration) called "Ed's Dead Mom" where Ed pays these people to bring his >mother back to life, but a side effect of their doing this is that she has to >eat a special (expensive) bug, but when Ed could no longer afford to buy the >bugs, his Mom turned into a murderous canabal. This bacame a problem. hahaha, yeah, a cannibal mother could become matter of serious business. I cannot see how I could stuff all that corpses in my refrigerator already full of beers cans. Nevertheless, three daughter like those I have can be a not too much lesser problem. They literary eat my wallet in a daily base. "Pa, my car need some gas"..."Pa, my pants are incredible old, att least two months old", etc. As a chilean chess master used to say when lost, "sometimes to die is a consolation".... Cheers Fernando > >I have no idea if Crocodillin could have this side effect, just something to >consider since I think that Ed's Dead Mom was a documentory, but if it allows >you to live till Fritz conquers the world it might be worth it, because that >could take a long time. > >Keeping a Dorian Grey like painting in your attic might work better though. > >Pete
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