Author: Melvin S. Schwartz
Date: 08:03:27 03/19/00
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On March 18, 2000 at 15:29:06, Timothy J. Frohlick wrote: >In order to live to see Fritz conquer the world I suggest that we all start >taking crocodillin when it becomes available in five years from now. Hello Tim, I don't care if these other guys posting in reply are making light of your exciting message. I am 98 years old and getting desperate! I don't know if I can wait 5 years. Can I volunteer for the research program? I need some crocodillin now!! I am not concerned about getting aggressive at my age, nor am I concerned about getting big teeth - don't have any left!! What is important is that I'm around for the next version of Rebel-Tiger. One more thing, I hope I won't be disappointed. I tried Viagra, another so-called miracle drug, but it didn't do a thing for me. My 95 year old wife was also disappointed. :( Regards, Mel > >Crocodillin is a natural peptide substance found in crocodiles that is highly >effective as a super broad spectrum antibiotic. Gill Diamond of New Jersey >Medical School has isolated this "miracle" drug recently. > >Research is showing that arteriosclerotic disease and even some forms of cancer >are partly caused by bacterial infection. Even periodontal disease can >contribute to cardiovascular disease. It appears that crocodillin does not >permit bacteria to develope resistance. Crocodillin is also not harmful to >mammalian cells. > >The only drawback that I see is further overpopulation of the human species. On >the bright side this will lead to more and better chess players. This will also >lead to more and better chess playing machines, including Fritz. > >Eat crocodillin at your own risk. Side effects include increased aggression and >a tendency to develope increased masseter strength. > >This communique is in response to Fernando Villegas and his thought that we'd >all be dead in thirty to fifty years from now. Don't count on it. > > >Tim "Crock" Frohlick
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