Author: Timothy J. Frohlick
Date: 09:04:03 03/19/00
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On March 19, 2000 at 11:03:27, Melvin S. Schwartz wrote: >On March 18, 2000 at 15:29:06, Timothy J. Frohlick wrote: > >>In order to live to see Fritz conquer the world I suggest that we all start >>taking crocodillin when it becomes available in five years from now. > >Hello Tim, > >I don't care if these other guys posting in reply are making light of your >exciting message. I am 98 years old and getting desperate! I don't know if I can >wait 5 years. Can I volunteer for the research program? I need some crocodillin >now!! I am not concerned about getting aggressive at my age, nor am I concerned >about getting big teeth - don't have any left!! What is important is that I'm >around for the next version of Rebel-Tiger. > >One more thing, I hope I won't be disappointed. I tried Viagra, another >so-called miracle drug, but it didn't do a thing for me. My 95 year old wife was >also disappointed. :( > >Regards, >Mel > Mel, The bit about crocodillin was meant to be funny. Crocodillin is a real substance and will probably cause people to live longer because of lowered deaths due to infectious diseases. We once called pneumonia the "old mans' friend" because it would put him out of his misery. Crocodillin is only one potential modality to extend life. Life is like chess and there are many possibilities. Yesterday, almost the entire state of New Mexico and El Paso lost its' electrical grid. No juice-No Fritz! Life without computer chess is life-threatening. I guess that you could contact Dr. Gill Diamond at the New Jersey Medical School and volunteer for inclusion in a human study. Since you are 98 y/o, I am sure that you would have to sign a waiver of liability since any insurance premiums would be as high as the number of moves in chess. Have fun, Tim "not gullible" Frohlick
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