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Subject: The Adventures of Boris the Talking Chess Computer.

Author: Timothy J. Frohlick

Date: 13:29:24 04/08/00


I was rolling down the Washington Beltway back in the warm month of May 1980
playing a nice game of chess with my buddy Boris.  Boris and I were opening with
a nice Ruy Lopez and he was set to his highest level of about 1000 USCF.  I
slowly crushed him and it was a good day for him to die.  I shut him off and put
the pieces away and closed his walnut box.  I forgot what he said when he
lost.... It has been so long ago.

When I got home my wife asked me if I was playing chess while driving.  "Yes,
dear, I was!"   " You stupid bastard---don't you know that you could get in an
accident that way??." was her aggravated response.  I must admit that it was
fun.  I reassured her that I would play only when the car was not moving.  This
sounds like cellphone city doesn't it?

Boris took many trips with me into the hills of Virginia and the Smoky Mountains
and....  It was a sad day that I sold Boris to a fellow from North Carolina by
the name of Bell.  Mr. Bell was a true Southern gentleman who loved the "Dukes
of Hazard".  He treated Boris very well and Boris endured his poor play with
respect.  Alas, poor Boris finally fell apart and went to the computer chess
heaven in the sky.  I was on my way to bigger and faster opponents but Boris was
my first pretty good chess-playing box.

May he rest in pieces.


Tim Frohlick



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