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Subject: Re: Exorcism needed!

Author: Stephen A. Boak

Date: 21:22:56 07/26/00

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On July 26, 2000 at 16:22:26, Timothy J. Frohlick wrote:

>Dear Gordon,
>
>Your computers may have been infected with the Fritz 6 demon.  Maybe a good
>exorcist could help you.  Wave a quartz crystal over the machine as you incant
>the words " I love you--please behave and listen to my will. "  If it works then
>you can say that you have magical powers and if it doesn't then you can say
>"shucks".
>
>The Russians think that psychic powers are real.  When everything else fails we
>just "kick the machine" and sometime a loose connection is fixed. Wishing that
>something will function rarely works.  Ask a friend if you could load the Fritz
>6 program on his machine temporarily to see if the effect persists.  If he likes
>it he will buy his own copy.
>
>If nothing works then just enjoy Fritz 6's quirks and wait for a patch.
>
>
>Tim Frohlick

You forgot to sign your name:  Tim Frohlick, 'The Shaman'

  --Steve :)





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