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Subject: Humor - techline support

Author: Chris Carson

Date: 06:34:28 12/04/97


Here is something to lighten up your day.   :)

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial
revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to
communicate:

 Fire help.  Me Groog

 Me Lorto.  Help.  Fire not work.

 You have flint and stone?

 Ugh

 You hit them together?

 Ugh

 What happen?

 Fire not work

 (sigh) Make spark?

 No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

 *sigh* You change rock?

 I change nothing

 You sure?

 Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn
 Lorto hand. Only small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

 *Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

 *WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*

Best Regards,
Chris Carson



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