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Subject: Re: Humor - techline support

Author: Steven Schwartz

Date: 07:03:10 12/04/97

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On December 04, 1997 at 09:34:28, Chris Carson wrote:

>Here is something to lighten up your day.   :)
>
>The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial
>revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to
>communicate:
>
> Fire help.  Me Groog
>
> Me Lorto.  Help.  Fire not work.
>
> You have flint and stone?
>
> Ugh
>
> You hit them together?
>
> Ugh
>
> What happen?
>
> Fire not work
>
> (sigh) Make spark?
>
> No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.
>
> *sigh* You change rock?
>
> I change nothing
>
> You sure?
>
> Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak in stream so stone not burn
> Lorto hand. Only small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.
>
> *Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*
>
> *WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*
>
>Best Regards,
>Chris Carson

Was that a toll-free tech support call?
- Steve



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