Author: john watson
Date: 01:34:23 09/03/00
In the opening game was the word GO while the world was still a clean chessboard though. It's your move, God said, Adam ate from the opening tree of chess learning and wanted to mate with His queen. Let's go by the opening book and abide by the 50 move rule, my Fritz book is my bible, God helps those that push pawns for themselves and thou shalt not killer move and not draw, Moses kibitzed. In Greece the great Alexander captured a Pope while in Rome with the null move the Romans had to do. In the middle game the knights of the round robin cross table neglected their king's defence and castled too late, but nevertheless imported a few brilliant moves to the game history before their flag felt. When the pawnfield broke the king's indian came, and brought the queen's pawn to the uncovered fields. Then some played black, some pushed white, but after a while all blacks drew up to white without contempt. Last century some German grandmaster wanted an international blitz tournament with ponder off. Give us our daily wine, whore and zugzwang, cheesemaster 8K will bring home the bacon, he thought, and the french defence stood pat with forward pruning. But the Russian grandmaster decided on a crafty Budapest gambit and a Czech attack. Kasparov got beaten blue and in the endgame of Mr. Jeckill and Dr. Hyatt all pawns trembled on their tablebase. Without doubt, Einstein's son, Mr. Zweistein will invent 6-man tablebases before the game times out. If in this game you can't see the ace, you better delete all chess from your database.
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