Author: Sune Larsson
Date: 03:35:57 09/03/00
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On September 03, 2000 at 04:34:23, john watson wrote: >In the opening game was the word GO >while the world was still a clean chessboard though. >It's your move, God said, Adam ate from the opening tree of chess learning and >wanted to mate with His queen. >Let's go by the opening book and abide by the 50 move rule, >my Fritz book is my bible, God helps those that push pawns for themselves and >thou shalt not killer move and not draw, Moses kibitzed. >In Greece the great Alexander captured a Pope while >in Rome with the null move the Romans had to do. >In the middle game the knights of the round robin cross table neglected their >king's defence and castled too late, but nevertheless imported a few brilliant >moves to the game history before their flag felt. >When the pawnfield broke the king's indian came, and brought the queen's pawn to >the uncovered fields. >Then some played black, some pushed white, but after a while all blacks drew up >to white without contempt. >Last century some German grandmaster wanted an international blitz tournament >with ponder off. Give us our daily wine, whore and zugzwang, cheesemaster 8K >will bring home the bacon, he thought, and the french defence stood pat with >forward pruning. >But the Russian grandmaster decided on a crafty Budapest >gambit and a Czech attack. >Kasparov got beaten blue and in the endgame of Mr. Jeckill and Dr. Hyatt >all pawns trembled on their tablebase. >Without doubt, Einstein's son, Mr. Zweistein will invent >6-man tablebases before the game times out. >If in this game you can't see the ace, >you better delete all chess from your database. :):):):):) That was really an enjoyable cheer-up!! Thanks
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