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Subject: Tragically, the missing poetry has been located.

Author: Dann Corbit

Date: 21:33:27 09/26/00


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Uri Blass Is Smarter Than I Am, And Better Looking Too.

A gentleman named Uri Blass: he played the game of chess with class.
Problems hard for Dann to face were solved with ease and style and grace.
With Postal games, he had a flair, and so he took my silly dare.
A problem that I could not reach -- for him: like resting at the beach.

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Michel Langeveld Is Stupendously Smarter Than I Am, And Better Looking Too.

Sometimes the problems I am facing set my mind to rapid racing.
When I see the alley's blind -- can't go ahead, can't go behind...
Sometimes I think there's no solution (like my brain is in pollution.)
I see a fog of murky haze, and stumble in a stupid daze
But men like Michel Langeveld can scatter dogmas firmly held.
Even though I could not do it, Michel clearly saw right through it.

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Gian-Carlo Pascutto Is Smarter Than I Am, And Better Looking Too.

To Gian-Carlo Pascutto, I must give a grand Kudo,
Congratulations are in order for smashing through my '16 border'
"Sixteen plies are far too deep!  When I tried, it made me weep."
But when *I* imagine "... Never!" -- other minds are far more clever.
Gian-Carlo did not fail, although I ducked and tucked my tail.

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Gian-Carlo Pascutto Is Laughably Smarter Than I Am, And Better Looking Too.

To calculate the sixteenth power made me want to hit the shower.
Thirty moves, on average played from any board position made?
There's just no way -- it can't be done.  What?!  You think it might be *FUN*?!
I puzzled till my brain was hurting -- until the sweat was almost spurting!
I surely tried with all my might.  You found the answer?!  Yes, you're right.

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Gian-Carlo Pascutto Is Absurdly Smarter Than I Am, And Better Looking Too.

When I stumbled in the dark, and desperation found its mark
Gian-Carlo Pascutto, showed _he's_ the one who's in the know.
I could not see any path, for I lacked the proper math.
But Gian-Carlo wasn't stumbled (even though I sure was humbled.)
The contest joined, the battle won -- not one or two but _three_ were done!

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Pete Berger Is Smarter Than I Am, And Better Looking Too.

I saw problems rising higher, I got bogged down in deepest mire.
When I faced them, I got decked... But I lacked Pete's intellect.
Yes, Pete Berger was not fazed, though I said, "You must be crazed!"
Better men than me have failed, I certainly (like them) derailed.
Certainly, they're much too hard -- and do you work at Scottland Yard?
All my blows were wimpy glancers, but Pete went out and found the answers.

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Pete Berger Is Comically Smarter Than I Am, And Better Looking Too.

These chess positions I was facing, lead to nothing but disgracing.
The problem seemed like _some_ hum-dinger but Pete was rolling like "Der
Bringer."
"There isn't any need to try it!" -- but Mr. Berger made me quiet.
I was wrong, that much is plain, it seems I really missed the train.
While I winced in consternation, with Pete aboard, it left the station.
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