Author: Thorsten Czub
Date: 04:59:07 12/24/00
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On December 24, 2000 at 06:58:46, Chris Taylor wrote:
>Happiness be yours and Gladness too
>May you live long and prosper..
>
>Chris Taylor
oh - nice ! yes !
thank you !
Data: "A characteristic response to the Kriskoff Gambit is to counter with the
El Mitra Exchange, particularly since I have already taken both of your rooks.
By missing that opportunity, you have left your king vulnerable."
Troi: "We'll see."
Data: "As you wish, Counselor."
--"Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
Data: "Intriguing. You have devised a completely unanticipated response to a
classic attack. You will checkmate my king in seven moves."
Troi: "Data, chess isn't just a game of plays and gambits. It's a game of
intuition."
Data: "Hmm."
--"Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
From the Start Trek episode 'In Theory'
(Worf to Data, who's seeking advice on the matter of Rships):
Klingons do not pursue relationships. They conquer that which they desire.
-- Lt. Worf, stardate 44923.3
Sisko: Do I get a vote?
Kira: Of course you do. It just doesn't count.
-- "Through the Looking Glass"
O'Brien: "What, wh...what is it?"
Keiko: "Kelp buds, plankton loaf, and sea berries."
O'Brien: "Oh. Sweetheart, I'm not a fish."
--"The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
O'Brien: "Isn't that what marriage is about...sharing?"
--"The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
Keiko: "What kind of food?"
O'Brien: "Scalloped potatoes, mutton shanks, ox tails and cabbage."
Keiko: "Kind of heavy."
--"The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
Picard: "This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Federation starship Enterprise."
Macet: "I am Gul Macet of the Cardassian ship Tragor."
Picard: "Why have you fired on us?"
Macet: "Curious question, Captain. In *war* one attacks one's enemies."
--"The Wounded", Stardate 44429.6
Riker: "You said he made a pass at you, but you failed to mention whether he was
successful or not."
Troi: [Just smiles]
Riker: [Looks at Crusher]
Crusher: [Just smiles]
--"The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3
Spock: "I will not read this or any other statement."
Sela: "If you do not, you will die! All of you will die!"
Spock: "Since it is logical to conclude that you will kill us in any event, I
choose not to coorperate."
Sela: "I hate Vulcans! I hate the logic! I hate the arrogance!"
--"Unification II", Stardate 45245.8
Worf: "As soon as the ship is operational, we must make it combat-ready."
Picard: "Well, I would recommend that before we prepare for combat we try to
access the ship's logs, find out who we are, what our purpose here might be."
Worf: "Well I disagree. We must first make ourselves ready for battle. *That*
is the highest priority."
--"Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2
Picard: "This culture will be assimiliated."
Hugh: "They do not wish it."
Picard: "Irrelevant."
Hugh: "They will resist us.
Picard: "Resistance is futile.
Hugh: "Resistance is *not* futile. Some have escaped."
Picard: "They will be found. It is inevitable. All will be assimilated.".
Hugh: "Must Geordi be assimilated?"
Picard: "Yes."
Hugh: "He does not wish it. He would rather die than be assimilated."
Picard: "Then he will die."
Hugh: "No, Geordi must not die. Geordi is a friend."
--"I, Borg", Stardate 45
LaForge: "Captain Scott! I've tried to be patient, I've tried to be polite.
But I've got a job to do here! And quite frankly, you're in the way!"
Scott: "I was driving starships while your great-grandfather was still in
*diapers*! I think you'd be a little grateful for some help! I'll leave you
to work, Mister LaForge!"
--"Relics", Stardate Unknown
Computer: "Please enter program."
Scott: "The android at the bar said you could show me my old ship. Let me see
it!"
Computer: "Insufficient data. Please specify parameters."
Scott: "The Enterprise! Show me the Bridge of the Enterprise, you chattering
piece of--"
Computer: "There have been five Federation ships with that name. Please
specify by registry number."
Scott: "N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A, B, C, or D."
--"Relics", Stardate Unknown
Data: "You are...half-human?"
Spock: "Yes."
Data: "Yet you have chosen a Vulcan way of life."
Spock: "I have."
Data: "In effect, you have abandoned what I have sought...all my life."
--"Unification II", Stardate 45245.8
Data: "Ambassador Spock, may I ask a personal question?"
Spock: "Please."
Data: "As you examine your life, do you find that you have missed your
humanity?"
Spock: "I have no regrets."
Data: "No regrets. That is a human expression."
Spock: "Yes. Fascinating."
--"Unification II", Stardate 45245.8
Lwuxana: "Jean-Luc! Shame on you for thinking such a thing!"
--"Manhunt", Stardate 42
Riker: "Troi explained this to me when we first started to see each other. A
Betazoid woman, when she goes through this phase...quadruples her sex drive."
Troi: "Or more."
Riker: "*Or more*? You never told me that."
Troi: "I didn't want to frighten you."
--"Manhunt", Stardate 42
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