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Subject: Re: Booklet of the Apropiate Paranoid

Author: Djordje Vidanovic

Date: 12:09:28 04/28/01

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On April 28, 2001 at 14:14:08, Fernando Villegas wrote:

>Hi Tim:
>AS a profesional paranoid my safety measures are conmensurate with my ailment,
>but still they do me well. I recomend them even to sane people.
>So, lets show you my decalogue of safety measures to be taken by any of us, nort
>sane people.
>
>1- The UPS thing, of course. I have been protected several times thanks to that.
>I remember an ocassion, before getting it, that I lost an entire article in the
>very moment I have finished it because of a sudden shortage. Not anymore I said,
>and so I got at once the IPS
>
>2. Two anti virus programs running at the same time.
>
>3. The zone alarm program for avoiding hacker intrusions. Great program and
>free.
>
>4. Iomega stuff to do copies of my files to a zip disk to avoit losing nothing
>if my entire computer goes wrong
>
>5. Second Copy program to do the same in the same Zip disk -another file- if
>iomega goes wrong.
>
>6.- A virtual drive to keept things in the sky in case a bastard get into my
>house and shoot with a Kalkashnikov  at everything I have.
>
>7.- An insurance contract to cover the damages produced by point 6
>
>8. A second, notebook computer, where everything I have in my "mainframe" is
>duly copied.
>
>9. And of course a for-life syquiatrist.
>
>10. What I am missing?
>
>
>Fernando


10.  What am I missing?

The psychiatrist's psychiatrist :-)


***  Djordje




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