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Subject: Oh, so we're doing cosmic jokes! Well, ...

Author: Mark Ryan

Date: 21:53:59 05/10/01

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On May 10, 2001 at 19:54:02, Walter Koroljow wrote:

>What a few months.  I wrote a winning proposal to get a large government
>contract which was awarded in three weeks (usually, it is more like three
>years).  Got a new job -- because I had to move for family reasons (aging
>parents, and so on).  Sold my house, and bought a new house 220 miles away.  All
>the moving details are still pending, and my job starts on the 31st.  Etc., etc.
> At least I have had a few beers tonight!
>
>Anyway...
>
>A little old lady attended a lecture on cosmology.  At the end of the lecture
>she approached the lecturer and asked:
>
>"Is it true that the sun will die in 5 billion years?"
>
>He thought a long time and answered, "No it is not true.  They are just trying
>to scare you."
>
>Cheers,
>
>Walter

Near the beginning of his book, A Brief History of Time, Stephen Hawking tells
the story of the little old lady who attended a lecture dealing with the planet
Earth's place in the universe.  After the lecture, she approached the speaker,
and told him that his ideas were nonsense, because it was well-known that the
Earth (or the giant Atlas) was standing on the back of a giant turtle.  When the
lecturer replied, "But what is the giant turtle standing on?", she answered,
"Oh, you are very clever, young man - - but it's turtles all the way down!!!"

:)
Mark




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