Author: Dann Corbit
Date: 12:07:28 05/24/01
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On May 24, 2001 at 13:51:23, Jorge Pichard wrote: >If Bobby fisher agree to challenge Anatoly Karpov who just turned 50 Yesterday, >in a match of 12 games who do you think will win the match? It's "who would win the lawsuit" that makes the more interesting question. But it would be a battle worthy of the WWF: headline: "The HORRIBLE HATEMONGER takes on MIGHTY SO-SUE-ME in a battle for the belt" MC: 'So, Mr. Hatemonger, what do you think of your opponent?' HH: 'That hideous &$%*^*^* will get #*&*%*& and *&#@ on *&$$^%#@!! Once he is in the grip of my 1. e4 opening, I will grind him into powder.' MC: 'Well, Mr. So-sue-me, what do you think of your opponent's challenge?' MS: 'Fischer's tired start has had its day. But win or lose, I always win. My lawyers are a thousand times better than his. Look at him -- cowering in some horrible hole. Hiding like the rat that he is. Every court case he has ever attempted he has been slapped silly. I win all of mine. So even if somehow he should get his hands on the belt, I'll sue for it and have it in no time.'
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