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Subject: Re: humorous chess story

Author: Tapio Huuhka

Date: 07:51:20 05/25/01

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On May 24, 2001 at 07:27:41, Robert Raese wrote:

>i found this chess anecdote in a little essay, "street fighting men" by richard
>fireman, about chess hustlers...
>
>hope you get a smile...
>
>"A now infamous, possibly apocryphal, story tells of how one day a couple of
>years ago a South American master, in town a few days before the start of an
>international tournament, was wandering down the street when he spotted a crowd
>at the corner. Curious, he approached, and discovered to his delight the
>spectacle of sidewalk chess, coffee-house chess without the coffeehouse. His
>meat-&-potatoes. Why not make a couple of extra bucks before the tournament?
>
>"These gringos didn't know him from Adam, though in his own country...ah, but
>that was far away. He smiled. This was going to be like shooting ducks in a
>barrel. His attention was especially drawn to one board, whose occupant was
>taking on all comers at 5-to-1 minute odds, and cleaning up. This was their head
>honcho, then. Fine. He sat down to play. Several games later and X number of
>dollars poorer, he got up, walked away, and was never seen in these here parts
>agin'. He had been so demoralized getting crushed by some "patzer" on the street
>that he went back home without even playing in the big tournament; he figured if
>this was what a woodpusher did to him, what would a REAL pro do?! God, these
>Americans were strong! Unbeknownst to him, he had chanced to fall prey to one of
>the rare appearances of Roman Dzindishashvilli, strong grandmaster and
>exceptionally strong speed chess player. Did he ever find this out? Is he still
>licking his wounds? Did he renounce chess forevermore? If not, perhaps he is out
>there, now, reading this article; if so, senor, now you know. May the truth set
>you free... "
>
>LOL
>
>the full essay is here: http://www.clark.net/pribut/richsfm.html

I think I've read a similar story somewhere, but the victim was Lev Polugaevsky
and the place Washington Sq, NYC (IIRC). It's great that Dzindzi gets around :).



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