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Subject: Re: I a'm officially resigning as an Adult, since..........................

Author: Chris Taylor

Date: 01:09:35 09/08/01

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On September 07, 2001 at 19:13:08, Jorge Pichard wrote:

>To Whom it May Concern:
>I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I
>would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.
>
>I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four star restaurant. I want to
>play chess all weekend and have my father worried about the Hotel and entry fee.
>I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want to
>play dodge ball at recess and paint with watercolors in art. I want to lie under
>a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my friends on a hot summer's day. I
>want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew were colors,
>multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that didn't bother you, because
>you didn't know what you didn't know and you didn't care. All you knew was to be
>happy because you were blissfully unaware of all the things that should make you
>worried or upset.
>
>I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good. I want to
>believe to believe that Kramnik simply wants to show the world how good he
>really is, instead of asking for Deep Fritz in advance and make some easy money
>by memorizing some games.. Somewhere in our youth, we matured and learned too
>much. There are nuclear weapons, war, prejudice, and abused children. Lies,
>unhappy marriages, illness, pain, and death. A world where companies poison our
>water and our soil, and children kill.
>
>What happened to the time when we thought that everyone would live forever,
>because we didn't grasp the concept of death? When the worst thing in the world
>was if someone took the jump rope from you or picked you last for kickball. I
>want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the
>little things again.
>
>I want to return to the days when children played hide-n-seek outside instead of
>being glued to a television, when games were as harmless as Chess instead of
>spine-ripping, blood-splattering mind numbers like Mortal Combat, and TV still
>had some shows on that weren't about sex, killing, and lies. I remember being
>naive and thinking everyone was happy because I was. Afternoons were spent
>climbing trees and fences and riding my bike. I never worried about time, bills,
>or where I was going to find the money to fix my car. I used to wonder what I
>was going to do or be when I grew up, not worry about what I'll do if this
>doesn't work out.
>
>I want to live simple again. I don't want my day to consist of Windows ME
>crashes, mountains of paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in
>the month than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and
>loss of loved ones. I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word,
>truth, justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels in
>the snow. So....here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my
>401K statements.
>
>I am officially resigning from adulthood. And if you want to discuss this
>further, you'll have to catch me first, cause, "Tag! You're it."
>
>
>Pichard.

This was like a breath of fresh air!  Once in a while dont we need to remember
how much fun it was to be a little kid?

Chris



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