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Subject: Re: Moro Sucks he lost to Nataf

Author: Jeroen van Dorp

Date: 05:11:36 02/27/02

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Dear:
  [ ] Clueless Newbie         [x] Lamer           [ ] AOLer
  [ ] Me-too-er               [ ] Pervert         [ ] Geek
  [ ] Spammer                 [ ] Nerd            [ ] Elvis
  [ ] Fed                     [ ] Freak           [ ] Scientologist
  [ ] Socialist               [ ] Bible-thumper   [ ] Anonymous Coward
  [ ] Trent Reznor Wannabie   [ ] Monkey Spanker  [ ] Ex-AOLer

 You Are Being Flamed Because:
  [ ] You said "me too" to something
  [ ] You posted a phone sex ad
  [ ] You suck
  [ ] You posted a "test" in a newsgroup other than alt.test
  [x] You started an off topic thread
  [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
  [ ] You brag about things that never happened
  [ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
  [ ] I don't like your tone of voice
  [ ] I think you might be a fed
  [ ] You asked a stupid question
  [ ] You want some monkey spanking pics
  [ ] You posted to more than four newsgroups
  [ ] You were imposing your religious beliefs on others
  [x] You posted something really stupid/depraved
  [ ] You tried to blame others for your stupidity
  [ ] You incorrectly assumed unwarranted moral or intellectual superiority

 To Repent, You Must:

  [x] Listen to Donny and Mary Osmond for 24 straight hours
  [ ] Give up your AOL account
  [ ] Tell everyone your id and password
  [ ] Pretend you're Trent Reznor
  [x] Actually post something relevant
  [ ] Shave your head
  [ ] Read the FAQ
  [ ] Post your tests to alt.test
  [ ] Watch WWF Wrestling and like it
  [ ] Print your home phone number in your adverts
  [ ] Become a Satanist, sell your kids to Michael Jackson

 In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

  [ ] You're an idiot
  [ ] Blow me
  [ ] Get a life
  [ ] Never post again
  [ ] I pity your dog
  [ ] Go to hell
  [ ] Learn to post or sod off
  [ ] Do us all a favor and crawl into some industrial machinery
  [x] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
  [ ] All of the above

end flame.



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