Author: Kevin Strickland
Date: 06:47:12 04/04/02
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On April 04, 2002 at 09:02:39, Jorge Pichard wrote: >http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/KnowJackSchitt.swf I personally knew one of his distant cousins. Phuckin Schitt. Phuckin Schitt worked in a steel mill in Southern Ontario Canada. He was a lead hand in the mill and whenever something went wrong or someone got hurt you could hear his name throughout the entire plant. Everyone always seemed to have Phuckin Schitt on the tip of their tongues or in the back of their minds when things went astray. He couldn't take it anymore, so left for an easier job in the Colorado mountains as a ski instructor. That job didn't last long as one day there was a massive avalanche. All that could be heard over the roar of the snow was the name Phuckin Schitt. Unfortunately the big bosses heard this and he was fired. He then tried his hand at politics. He wasn't very successful as his name soon became a household phrase. For some odd reason evertime soemthing went wrong in a home or business Phuckin Schitt was to blame. He was so troubled by this he left North America. Phuckin Schitt was living England but was sadly killed when he was struck down by a bus. All that could be heard from the spectators who saw the horrific event was "That Phuckin Schitt must have hurt". I would have hoped that Phuckin didn't feel a thing. It was sad affair for the Schitt family. Since then most of the family has moved to the southern States and have had more children. Here is a list of the new children's names: Gall Darn Schitt Montgomery Keygen Schitt (nickname is Monkey Schitt) I hope the best for them in the future. Kevin
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