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Subject: Re: A little sense of humor for those that don't know Jack Schitt Family ?!

Author: Kevin Strickland

Date: 06:47:12 04/04/02

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On April 04, 2002 at 09:02:39, Jorge Pichard wrote:

>http://www.sparklet.com/~royce/trams/KnowJackSchitt.swf

I personally knew one of his distant cousins. Phuckin Schitt.

Phuckin Schitt worked in a steel mill in Southern Ontario Canada. He was a lead
hand in the mill and whenever something went wrong or someone got hurt you could
hear his name throughout the entire plant. Everyone always seemed to have
Phuckin Schitt on the tip of their tongues or in the back of their minds when
things went astray. He couldn't take it anymore, so left for an easier job in
the Colorado mountains as a ski instructor. That job didn't last long as one day
there was a massive avalanche. All that could be heard over the roar of the snow
was the name Phuckin Schitt. Unfortunately the big bosses heard this and he was
fired. He then tried his hand at politics. He wasn't very successful as his name
soon became a household phrase. For some odd reason evertime soemthing went
wrong in a home or business Phuckin Schitt was to blame. He was so troubled by
this he left North America.

Phuckin Schitt was living England but was sadly killed when he was struck down
by a bus. All that could be heard from the spectators who saw the horrific event
was "That Phuckin Schitt must have hurt". I would have hoped that Phuckin didn't
feel a thing. It was sad affair for the Schitt family.

Since then most of the family has moved to the southern States and have had more
children. Here is a list of the new children's names:

Gall Darn Schitt
Montgomery Keygen Schitt (nickname is Monkey Schitt)

I hope the best for them in the future.

Kevin



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