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Subject: [OT] Funny read. Just had to share.

Author: Peter Skinner

Date: 17:02:37 09/03/02


A letter from camp.

Dear Mom and Dad,

Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV
and are worried. We are OK. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed
away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain
looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell
her he is OK. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the
search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark
if it hadn't been for the lightning.

  Scoutmaster Walt got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling
anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably
didn't hear him.

Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet
wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did. Also some of our clothes. David is
going to look weird until his hair grows back.  We will be home on Saturday if
Scoutmaster Walt gets the car fixed. It  wasn't his fault about the wreck. The
brakes worked OK when we left.

Scoutmaster Walt said that a car that old you have to expect something to break
down; that's probably why he can't get insurance. We think it's a neat car. He
doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on
the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a car. He let us take turns
riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to
us.

Scoutmaster Walt is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is
teaching Terry how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic.
All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were
diving off the rocks and swimming out. in the lake. Scoutmaster Walt wouldn't
let me because I can't swim, and Chad was afraid he would sink because of his
cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still
see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Walt, He
didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time
working on the car so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Dave dove in the
lake and cut his arm, we  got to see how a tourniquet works. Wade and I threw
up, but Scoutmaster Walt said it probably was just food poisoning from the
leftover chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison.
I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out
how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a
pedophile? I have to go now.  We are going to town to mail our letters and buy
Vaseline. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love, Cole



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