Author: Mike Byrne
Date: 19:12:44 09/09/02
Yes - you can have that rating - I guarantee it - just send me $9.95 and I will teach you how to play chess and have a rating of CM9K rating of 2628 after just 20 games. Yes ,even if you are beginner, you can have a 2628 rating by playing rated games against rated CM9K personalities and have a non-provisional rating of 2628. Think of the prestige from friends and workers when you tell them that you have a 2628 rating in CM9K. It does't matter if you are a real patzer, a novice, I can teach you the moves to play under CM9K that give a 2628 rating - a near bona-fide GM rating of 2628 in CM9K. If you don't achive this rating, after following my instrcutions exactly, I will refund your money - no questions asked. And I accept PAYPAL, that's right - through the ease of the internet - you pay me $9.95 and within minutes you will have a complete and total understading on how to achive that mystical, often thought of as unattainable chess rating for mere chess mortals , a GM/IM like rating of 2628 in ChessMaaster 9000. And for the guys, think of all the girls you will have at your fingertips when you tell them, "yea, I have a 2628 rating in CM9K -- it's a nobrainer". The girls will swoon knowing that you , a chessplayer, has a rating of 2628 in CM9K and be enthralled with the brain power that you have displayed. And this is good for the girls too - not on the cheerleading team - that's ok - with my guarantee formula of chess moves, you too can have a rating of 2628. Once the guys realize you have the brain that obtained a 2628 CM9K chess rating, you will never have to worry about having a nice body, straight teeth or be free of zits again! All this for $9.95, with easy payment through PAYPAL of $9.95 to mfbyrne_pa@msn.com. For an example of some the thrilling games you will be playing - check these out! [Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] [Site ""] [Date "2002.9.9"] [Round ""] [White "Superman"] [Black "Logan"] [TimeControl "300+3"] [Result "1/2-1/2"] 1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Nb3 Be6 7.Nd2 Bc8 8.Nb3 Be6 9.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 [Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] [Site ""] [Date "2002.9.9"] [Round ""] [White "Superman"] [Black "Logan"] [TimeControl "300+3"] [Result "1/2-1/2"] 1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Ne2 Nc6 7.Nb3 a5 8.Nd2 a4 9.Nb1 Be6 10.Nd2 Bc8 11.Nb1 Be6 12.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 [Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] [Site ""] [Date "2002.9.9"] [Round ""] [White "Superman"] [Black "Logan"] [TimeControl "300+3"] [Result "1/2-1/2"] 1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Be2 Be6 6.Bf1 Bc8 7.Be2 Be6 8.Bf1 Bc8 1/2-1/2 That's right - even an idiot like me can draw the CM9K personality "Logan" - over and over again - and within 20 games your rating too will be 2628. Can't wait for the secret - that's no problemo - just email me $9.95 via PAYPAL and within minutes typed instructions playing for games just like above will be in your e-mail box and you will have the secret for obtaining the heart-throbbing CM9K rating of 2628. ================================================================================ That's all folks ;>) Just in case - this is only a JOKE - please DO NOT send me $9.95 through PAYPAL.
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