Author: Terry Ripple
Date: 21:26:46 09/09/02
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On September 09, 2002 at 23:36:56, Terry McCracken wrote: >On September 09, 2002 at 22:12:44, Mike Byrne wrote: > >>Yes - you can have that rating - I guarantee it - just send me $9.95 and I will >>teach you how to play chess and have a rating of CM9K rating of 2628 after just >>20 games. Yes ,even if you are beginner, you can have a 2628 rating by playing >>rated games against rated CM9K personalities and have a non-provisional rating >>of 2628. >> >>Think of the prestige from friends and workers when you tell them that you have >>a 2628 rating in CM9K. It does't matter if you are a real patzer, a novice, I >>can teach you the moves to play under CM9K that give a 2628 rating - a near >>bona-fide GM rating of 2628 in CM9K. If you don't achive this rating, after >>following my instrcutions exactly, I will refund your money - no questions >>asked. And I accept PAYPAL, that's right - through the ease of the internet - >>you pay me $9.95 and within minutes you will have a complete and total >>understading on how to achive that mystical, often thought of as unattainable >>chess rating for mere chess mortals , a GM/IM like rating of 2628 in >>ChessMaaster 9000. >> >>And for the guys, think of all the girls you will have at your fingertips when >>you tell them, "yea, I have a 2628 rating in CM9K -- it's a nobrainer". The >>girls will swoon knowing that you , a chessplayer, has a rating of 2628 in CM9K >>and be enthralled with the brain power that you have displayed. >> >>And this is good for the girls too - not on the cheerleading team - that's ok - >>with my guarantee formula of chess moves, you too can have a rating of 2628. >>Once the guys realize you have the brain that obtained a 2628 CM9K chess rating, >>you will never have to worry about having a nice body, straight teeth or be >>free of zits again! >> >>All this for $9.95, with easy payment through PAYPAL of $9.95 to >>mfbyrne_pa@msn.com. >> >>For an example of some the thrilling games you will be playing - check these >>out! >> >>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >>[Site ""] >>[Date "2002.9.9"] >>[Round ""] >>[White "Superman"] >>[Black "Logan"] >>[TimeControl "300+3"] >>[Result "1/2-1/2"] >> >>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Nb3 Be6 7.Nd2 Bc8 8.Nb3 >>Be6 9.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 >> >>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >>[Site ""] >>[Date "2002.9.9"] >>[Round ""] >>[White "Superman"] >>[Black "Logan"] >>[TimeControl "300+3"] >>[Result "1/2-1/2"] >> >>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Ne2 Nc6 7.Nb3 a5 8.Nd2 a4 >>9.Nb1 Be6 10.Nd2 Bc8 11.Nb1 Be6 12.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 >> >>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >>[Site ""] >>[Date "2002.9.9"] >>[Round ""] >>[White "Superman"] >>[Black "Logan"] >>[TimeControl "300+3"] >>[Result "1/2-1/2"] >> >>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Be2 Be6 6.Bf1 Bc8 7.Be2 Be6 8.Bf1 >>Bc8 1/2-1/2 >> >>That's right - even an idiot like me can draw the CM9K personality "Logan" - >>over and over again - and within 20 games your rating too will be 2628. Can't >>wait for the secret - that's no problemo - just email me $9.95 via PAYPAL and >>within minutes typed instructions playing for games just like above will be in >>your e-mail box and you will have the secret for obtaining the heart-throbbing >>CM9K rating of 2628. >> >>================================================================================ >> >>That's all folks ;>) >> >>Just in case - this is only a JOKE - please DO NOT send me $9.95 through PAYPAL. > >ROTFL! > >Actually after I completed my Blitz Games with CM8K it believes I'm a Super GM >at 5/0 and 3/0!!:o)) > >Terry ------------- Please tell me some more bed time stories! Terry
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