Author: allan johnson
Date: 21:49:08 09/09/02
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On September 09, 2002 at 22:12:44, Mike Byrne wrote: >Yes - you can have that rating - I guarantee it - just send me $9.95 and I will >teach you how to play chess and have a rating of CM9K rating of 2628 after just >20 games. Yes ,even if you are beginner, you can have a 2628 rating by playing >rated games against rated CM9K personalities and have a non-provisional rating >of 2628. > >Think of the prestige from friends and workers when you tell them that you have >a 2628 rating in CM9K. It does't matter if you are a real patzer, a novice, I >can teach you the moves to play under CM9K that give a 2628 rating - a near >bona-fide GM rating of 2628 in CM9K. If you don't achive this rating, after >following my instrcutions exactly, I will refund your money - no questions >asked. And I accept PAYPAL, that's right - through the ease of the internet - >you pay me $9.95 and within minutes you will have a complete and total >understading on how to achive that mystical, often thought of as unattainable >chess rating for mere chess mortals , a GM/IM like rating of 2628 in >ChessMaaster 9000. > >And for the guys, think of all the girls you will have at your fingertips when >you tell them, "yea, I have a 2628 rating in CM9K -- it's a nobrainer". The >girls will swoon knowing that you , a chessplayer, has a rating of 2628 in CM9K >and be enthralled with the brain power that you have displayed. > >And this is good for the girls too - not on the cheerleading team - that's ok - >with my guarantee formula of chess moves, you too can have a rating of 2628. >Once the guys realize you have the brain that obtained a 2628 CM9K chess rating, >you will never have to worry about having a nice body, straight teeth or be >free of zits again! > >All this for $9.95, with easy payment through PAYPAL of $9.95 to >mfbyrne_pa@msn.com. > >For an example of some the thrilling games you will be playing - check these >out! > >[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >[Site ""] >[Date "2002.9.9"] >[Round ""] >[White "Superman"] >[Black "Logan"] >[TimeControl "300+3"] >[Result "1/2-1/2"] > >1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Nb3 Be6 7.Nd2 Bc8 8.Nb3 >Be6 9.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 > >[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >[Site ""] >[Date "2002.9.9"] >[Round ""] >[White "Superman"] >[Black "Logan"] >[TimeControl "300+3"] >[Result "1/2-1/2"] > >1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Ne2 Nc6 7.Nb3 a5 8.Nd2 a4 >9.Nb1 Be6 10.Nd2 Bc8 11.Nb1 Be6 12.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 > >[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >[Site ""] >[Date "2002.9.9"] >[Round ""] >[White "Superman"] >[Black "Logan"] >[TimeControl "300+3"] >[Result "1/2-1/2"] > >1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Be2 Be6 6.Bf1 Bc8 7.Be2 Be6 8.Bf1 >Bc8 1/2-1/2 > >That's right - even an idiot like me can draw the CM9K personality "Logan" - >over and over again - and within 20 games your rating too will be 2628. Can't >wait for the secret - that's no problemo - just email me $9.95 via PAYPAL and >within minutes typed instructions playing for games just like above will be in >your e-mail box and you will have the secret for obtaining the heart-throbbing >CM9K rating of 2628. > >================================================================================ > >That's all folks ;>) > >Just in case - this is only a JOKE - please DO NOT send me $9.95 through PAYPAL. Damn and I had the cheque written out and ready to send.Damn! Al
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