Author: Terry McCracken
Date: 22:07:27 09/09/02
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On September 10, 2002 at 00:46:32, Terry McCracken wrote: >On September 10, 2002 at 00:26:46, Terry Ripple wrote: > >>On September 09, 2002 at 23:36:56, Terry McCracken wrote: >> >>>On September 09, 2002 at 22:12:44, Mike Byrne wrote: >>> >>>>Yes - you can have that rating - I guarantee it - just send me $9.95 and I will >>>>teach you how to play chess and have a rating of CM9K rating of 2628 after just >>>>20 games. Yes ,even if you are beginner, you can have a 2628 rating by playing >>>>rated games against rated CM9K personalities and have a non-provisional rating >>>>of 2628. >>>> >>>>Think of the prestige from friends and workers when you tell them that you have >>>>a 2628 rating in CM9K. It does't matter if you are a real patzer, a novice, I >>>>can teach you the moves to play under CM9K that give a 2628 rating - a near >>>>bona-fide GM rating of 2628 in CM9K. If you don't achive this rating, after >>>>following my instrcutions exactly, I will refund your money - no questions >>>>asked. And I accept PAYPAL, that's right - through the ease of the internet - >>>>you pay me $9.95 and within minutes you will have a complete and total >>>>understading on how to achive that mystical, often thought of as unattainable >>>>chess rating for mere chess mortals , a GM/IM like rating of 2628 in >>>>ChessMaaster 9000. >>>> >>>>And for the guys, think of all the girls you will have at your fingertips when >>>>you tell them, "yea, I have a 2628 rating in CM9K -- it's a nobrainer". The >>>>girls will swoon knowing that you , a chessplayer, has a rating of 2628 in CM9K >>>>and be enthralled with the brain power that you have displayed. >>>> >>>>And this is good for the girls too - not on the cheerleading team - that's ok - >>>>with my guarantee formula of chess moves, you too can have a rating of 2628. >>>>Once the guys realize you have the brain that obtained a 2628 CM9K chess rating, >>>>you will never have to worry about having a nice body, straight teeth or be >>>>free of zits again! >>>> >>>>All this for $9.95, with easy payment through PAYPAL of $9.95 to >>>>mfbyrne_pa@msn.com. >>>> >>>>For an example of some the thrilling games you will be playing - check these >>>>out! >>>> >>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >>>>[Site ""] >>>>[Date "2002.9.9"] >>>>[Round ""] >>>>[White "Superman"] >>>>[Black "Logan"] >>>>[TimeControl "300+3"] >>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"] >>>> >>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Nb3 Be6 7.Nd2 Bc8 8.Nb3 >>>>Be6 9.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 >>>> >>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >>>>[Site ""] >>>>[Date "2002.9.9"] >>>>[Round ""] >>>>[White "Superman"] >>>>[Black "Logan"] >>>>[TimeControl "300+3"] >>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"] >>>> >>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Ne2 Nc6 7.Nb3 a5 8.Nd2 a4 >>>>9.Nb1 Be6 10.Nd2 Bc8 11.Nb1 Be6 12.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2 >>>> >>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"] >>>>[Site ""] >>>>[Date "2002.9.9"] >>>>[Round ""] >>>>[White "Superman"] >>>>[Black "Logan"] >>>>[TimeControl "300+3"] >>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"] >>>> >>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Be2 Be6 6.Bf1 Bc8 7.Be2 Be6 8.Bf1 >>>>Bc8 1/2-1/2 >>>> >>>>That's right - even an idiot like me can draw the CM9K personality "Logan" - >>>>over and over again - and within 20 games your rating too will be 2628. Can't >>>>wait for the secret - that's no problemo - just email me $9.95 via PAYPAL and >>>>within minutes typed instructions playing for games just like above will be in >>>>your e-mail box and you will have the secret for obtaining the heart-throbbing >>>>CM9K rating of 2628. >>>> >>>>================================================================================ >>>> >>>>That's all folks ;>) >>>> >>>>Just in case - this is only a JOKE - please DO NOT send me $9.95 through PAYPAL. >>> >>>ROTFL! >>> >>>Actually after I completed my Blitz Games with CM8K it believes I'm a Super GM >>>at 5/0 and 3/0!!:o)) >>> >>>Terry >>------------- >> >>Please tell me some more bed time stories! >> >>Terry > >I'm not lying, which you seem to be impling. > >Terry > >P.S. >Why would I make this up anyways? >You don't know my chess prowess. >Also I used anti-computer play to achieve such a result. It's not a good game, just a way to trip up Chessmaster Personality into giving up material and losing on time! This was a 5/0 game where I had 1 min. 39 sec. left on the clock. I would _never_ play a human this way as it would blow up in my face:o) [Event "Chessmaster 8000 Rated Game"] [Site ""] [Date "8-6-2002"] [Round ""] [White "Terry McCracken"] [Black "Chessmaster"] [Result "1-0"] 1. d4 d5 2. c3 Nf6 3. e3 Bf5 4. Bd3 Bxd3 5. Qxd3 Nbd7 6. f4 e6 7. Nf3 Bd6 8. O-O Nb6 9. Nbd2 O-O 10. Ne5 c5 11. Ndf3 c4 12. Qe2 Qc7 13. Bd2 Ne4 14. Rac1 Be7 15. g3 Rad8 16. Rc2 Rde8 17. Bc1 Nc8 18. Kh1 f6 19. Ng4 Ncd6 20. Nf2 Nxf2+ 21. Rxf2 Qa5 22. a3 Ne4 23. Rg2 Qa4 24. Qe1 Rd8 25. Kg1 Bd6 26. Rce2 f5 27. Kh1 Bc7 28. Kg1 Qd7 29. Kh1 Qb5 30. Kg1 Rd7 31. Kh1 Qa4 32. Kg1 h6 33. Kh1 Qc6 34. Kg1 g6 35. h4 Kg7 36. Kh1 Rdd8 37. Kg1 Rde8 38. Kh1 Rc8 39. Kg1 Rcd8 40. Kh2 Kh7 41. Kh1 a6 42. Kh2 Kg7 43. Kh1 Rfe8 44. Kg1 Kh7 45. Kh2 Rf8 46. Kg1 b5 47. Kh2 Kg7 48. Kh1 Qd7 49. Kh2 Kh7 50. Kg1 a5 51. Kh1 Qc6 52. Kh2 a4 53. Kg1 Kg7 54. Kh2 Rfe8 55. Kg1 Bd6 56. Kh2 Qc7 57. Kh1 Ra8 58. Kg1 Qb7 59. Kh2 Rad8 60. Kg1 Qf7 61. Kh1 Rc8 62. Kg1 Qd7 63. Kh1 Red8 64. Kh2 h5 65. Kg1 Ra8 66. Kh1 Qc7 67. Kg1 Re8 68. Kh1 Rec8 69. Kg1 Qe7 70. Kh1 Qd7 71. Kg1 Be7 72. Kh1 Qc7 73. Kg1 Bf6 74. Kh1 Kg8 75. Kg1 Ra6 76. Kh1 Bg7 77. Kg1 Rd8 78. Kh1 Rc6 79. Kg1 Rb6 80. Kh2 Rbb8 81. Kg1 Rb7 82. Kh2 Rb6 83. Kh1 Qc6 84. Kg1 Qd7 85. Kh2 Rbb8 86. Kg1 Qc7 87. Kh2 Qc6 88. Kh1 Rb7 89. Kh2 Rf7 90. Kg1 Rb8 91. Kh2 Rd7 92. Kh1 Rbd8 93. Kh2 Rb7 94. Kg1 Re8 95. Kh1 Rd7 96. Kh2 Rc8 97. Kg1 Rf8 98. Kh1 Rb7 99. Kh2 Ra7 100. Kh1 Rd7 101. Kg1 Rc8 102. Kh2 Re8 103. Kg1 Ree7 104. Kh1 Rd8 105. Kg1 Rb8 106. Kh2 Rc8 107. Kg1 Rb7 108. Kh2 Bf6 109. Kg1 b4 110. axb4 Bg7 111. Kh2 Rd8 112. Kh1 Rbb8 113. Kh2 Rb6 114. Kh1 Qc8 115. Kg1 Qc7 116. Kh2 Bf6 117. Kg1 Qd7 118. Kh1 Rc8 119. Kh2 Bg7 120. Kg1 Qc7 121. Kh2 Rd8 122. Kg1 Bf6 123. Kh2 Bh8 124. Kg1 Qe7 125. Kh1 Bg7 126. Kh2 Rc8 127. Kg1 Re8 128. Kh2 Rd8 129. Kg1 Qd7 130. Kh2 Qb7 131. Kh1 Qf7 132. Kg1 Qa7 133. Kh2 Rc8 134. Kg1 Qd7 135. Kh2 Qb7 136. Kg1 Qe7 137. Kh2 Qc7 138. Kh1 Re8 139. Kg1 Rf8 140. Kh2 Rf7 141. Kg1 Rd7 142. Kh1 Qc6 143. Kh2 Rbb7 144. Kg1 Rb8 145. Kh2 Rdd8 146. Kg1 Qc7 147. Kh2 Qb7 148. Kg1 Qd7 149. Kh2 Rb6 150. Kh1 Qc6 151. Kh2 Rd7 152. Kg1 Rf7 153. Kh2 Rb8 154. Kg1 1-0 Just a lot of dancing and forcing the programme to play into my hands in Blitz. With a human, this would be weak play, but CM8K hasn't a clue what I was doing or how to produce tactics. Terry
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