Author: Terry Ripple
Date: 00:35:33 09/10/02
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On September 10, 2002 at 00:46:32, Terry McCracken wrote:
>On September 10, 2002 at 00:26:46, Terry Ripple wrote:
>
>>On September 09, 2002 at 23:36:56, Terry McCracken wrote:
>>
>>>On September 09, 2002 at 22:12:44, Mike Byrne wrote:
>>>
>>>>Yes - you can have that rating - I guarantee it - just send me $9.95 and I will
>>>>teach you how to play chess and have a rating of CM9K rating of 2628 after just
>>>>20 games. Yes ,even if you are beginner, you can have a 2628 rating by playing
>>>>rated games against rated CM9K personalities and have a non-provisional rating
>>>>of 2628.
>>>>
>>>>Think of the prestige from friends and workers when you tell them that you have
>>>>a 2628 rating in CM9K. It does't matter if you are a real patzer, a novice, I
>>>>can teach you the moves to play under CM9K that give a 2628 rating - a near
>>>>bona-fide GM rating of 2628 in CM9K. If you don't achive this rating, after
>>>>following my instrcutions exactly, I will refund your money - no questions
>>>>asked. And I accept PAYPAL, that's right - through the ease of the internet -
>>>>you pay me $9.95 and within minutes you will have a complete and total
>>>>understading on how to achive that mystical, often thought of as unattainable
>>>>chess rating for mere chess mortals , a GM/IM like rating of 2628 in
>>>>ChessMaaster 9000.
>>>>
>>>>And for the guys, think of all the girls you will have at your fingertips when
>>>>you tell them, "yea, I have a 2628 rating in CM9K -- it's a nobrainer". The
>>>>girls will swoon knowing that you , a chessplayer, has a rating of 2628 in CM9K
>>>>and be enthralled with the brain power that you have displayed.
>>>>
>>>>And this is good for the girls too - not on the cheerleading team - that's ok -
>>>>with my guarantee formula of chess moves, you too can have a rating of 2628.
>>>>Once the guys realize you have the brain that obtained a 2628 CM9K chess rating,
>>>>you will never have to worry about having a nice body, straight teeth or be
>>>>free of zits again!
>>>>
>>>>All this for $9.95, with easy payment through PAYPAL of $9.95 to
>>>>mfbyrne_pa@msn.com.
>>>>
>>>>For an example of some the thrilling games you will be playing - check these
>>>>out!
>>>>
>>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"]
>>>>[Site ""]
>>>>[Date "2002.9.9"]
>>>>[Round ""]
>>>>[White "Superman"]
>>>>[Black "Logan"]
>>>>[TimeControl "300+3"]
>>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"]
>>>>
>>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Nb3 Be6 7.Nd2 Bc8 8.Nb3
>>>>Be6 9.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2
>>>>
>>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"]
>>>>[Site ""]
>>>>[Date "2002.9.9"]
>>>>[Round ""]
>>>>[White "Superman"]
>>>>[Black "Logan"]
>>>>[TimeControl "300+3"]
>>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"]
>>>>
>>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Ne2 Nc6 7.Nb3 a5 8.Nd2 a4
>>>>9.Nb1 Be6 10.Nd2 Bc8 11.Nb1 Be6 12.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2
>>>>
>>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"]
>>>>[Site ""]
>>>>[Date "2002.9.9"]
>>>>[Round ""]
>>>>[White "Superman"]
>>>>[Black "Logan"]
>>>>[TimeControl "300+3"]
>>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"]
>>>>
>>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Be2 Be6 6.Bf1 Bc8 7.Be2 Be6 8.Bf1
>>>>Bc8 1/2-1/2
>>>>
>>>>That's right - even an idiot like me can draw the CM9K personality "Logan" -
>>>>over and over again - and within 20 games your rating too will be 2628. Can't
>>>>wait for the secret - that's no problemo - just email me $9.95 via PAYPAL and
>>>>within minutes typed instructions playing for games just like above will be in
>>>>your e-mail box and you will have the secret for obtaining the heart-throbbing
>>>>CM9K rating of 2628.
>>>>
>>>>================================================================================
>>>>
>>>>That's all folks ;>)
>>>>
>>>>Just in case - this is only a JOKE - please DO NOT send me $9.95 through PAYPAL.
>>>
>>>ROTFL!
>>>
>>>Actually after I completed my Blitz Games with CM8K it believes I'm a Super GM
>>>at 5/0 and 3/0!!:o))
>>>
>>>Terry
>>-------------
>>
>>Please tell me some more bed time stories!
>>
>>Terry
>
>I'm not lying, which you seem to be impling.
>
>Terry
>
>P.S.
>Why would I make this up anyways?
>You don't know my chess prowess.
>Also I used anti-computer play to achieve such a result.
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Well, then i think you found a line that CM don't understand or you are a very,
very strong Master because i have a friend who won 3 Pennsylvania State
Championships in a row and is rated 2365 and he can hardly ever beat a program
at 5 min blitz, just a few once in awhile!
Regards,
Terry
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