Author: Terry Ripple
Date: 00:51:19 09/10/02
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On September 10, 2002 at 00:46:32, Terry McCracken wrote:
>On September 10, 2002 at 00:26:46, Terry Ripple wrote:
>
>>On September 09, 2002 at 23:36:56, Terry McCracken wrote:
>>
>>>On September 09, 2002 at 22:12:44, Mike Byrne wrote:
>>>
>>>>Yes - you can have that rating - I guarantee it - just send me $9.95 and I will
>>>>teach you how to play chess and have a rating of CM9K rating of 2628 after just
>>>>20 games. Yes ,even if you are beginner, you can have a 2628 rating by playing
>>>>rated games against rated CM9K personalities and have a non-provisional rating
>>>>of 2628.
>>>>
>>>>Think of the prestige from friends and workers when you tell them that you have
>>>>a 2628 rating in CM9K. It does't matter if you are a real patzer, a novice, I
>>>>can teach you the moves to play under CM9K that give a 2628 rating - a near
>>>>bona-fide GM rating of 2628 in CM9K. If you don't achive this rating, after
>>>>following my instrcutions exactly, I will refund your money - no questions
>>>>asked. And I accept PAYPAL, that's right - through the ease of the internet -
>>>>you pay me $9.95 and within minutes you will have a complete and total
>>>>understading on how to achive that mystical, often thought of as unattainable
>>>>chess rating for mere chess mortals , a GM/IM like rating of 2628 in
>>>>ChessMaaster 9000.
>>>>
>>>>And for the guys, think of all the girls you will have at your fingertips when
>>>>you tell them, "yea, I have a 2628 rating in CM9K -- it's a nobrainer". The
>>>>girls will swoon knowing that you , a chessplayer, has a rating of 2628 in CM9K
>>>>and be enthralled with the brain power that you have displayed.
>>>>
>>>>And this is good for the girls too - not on the cheerleading team - that's ok -
>>>>with my guarantee formula of chess moves, you too can have a rating of 2628.
>>>>Once the guys realize you have the brain that obtained a 2628 CM9K chess rating,
>>>>you will never have to worry about having a nice body, straight teeth or be
>>>>free of zits again!
>>>>
>>>>All this for $9.95, with easy payment through PAYPAL of $9.95 to
>>>>mfbyrne_pa@msn.com.
>>>>
>>>>For an example of some the thrilling games you will be playing - check these
>>>>out!
>>>>
>>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"]
>>>>[Site ""]
>>>>[Date "2002.9.9"]
>>>>[Round ""]
>>>>[White "Superman"]
>>>>[Black "Logan"]
>>>>[TimeControl "300+3"]
>>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"]
>>>>
>>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Nb3 Be6 7.Nd2 Bc8 8.Nb3
>>>>Be6 9.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2
>>>>
>>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"]
>>>>[Site ""]
>>>>[Date "2002.9.9"]
>>>>[Round ""]
>>>>[White "Superman"]
>>>>[Black "Logan"]
>>>>[TimeControl "300+3"]
>>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"]
>>>>
>>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Nd2 O-O 6.Ne2 Nc6 7.Nb3 a5 8.Nd2 a4
>>>>9.Nb1 Be6 10.Nd2 Bc8 11.Nb1 Be6 12.Nd2 Bc8 1/2-1/2
>>>>
>>>>[Event "Chessmaster 9000 Rated Game"]
>>>>[Site ""]
>>>>[Date "2002.9.9"]
>>>>[Round ""]
>>>>[White "Superman"]
>>>>[Black "Logan"]
>>>>[TimeControl "300+3"]
>>>>[Result "1/2-1/2"]
>>>>
>>>>1.d3 e5 2.e3 Nf6 3.h3 d5 4.a3 Bd6 5.Be2 Be6 6.Bf1 Bc8 7.Be2 Be6 8.Bf1
>>>>Bc8 1/2-1/2
>>>>
>>>>That's right - even an idiot like me can draw the CM9K personality "Logan" -
>>>>over and over again - and within 20 games your rating too will be 2628. Can't
>>>>wait for the secret - that's no problemo - just email me $9.95 via PAYPAL and
>>>>within minutes typed instructions playing for games just like above will be in
>>>>your e-mail box and you will have the secret for obtaining the heart-throbbing
>>>>CM9K rating of 2628.
>>>>
>>>>================================================================================
>>>>
>>>>That's all folks ;>)
>>>>
>>>>Just in case - this is only a JOKE - please DO NOT send me $9.95 through PAYPAL.
>>>
>>>ROTFL!
>>>
>>>Actually after I completed my Blitz Games with CM8K it believes I'm a Super GM
>>>at 5/0 and 3/0!!:o))
>>>
>>>Terry
>>-------------
>>
>>Please tell me some more bed time stories!
>>
>>Terry
>
>I'm not lying, which you seem to be impling.
>
>Terry
>
>P.S.
>Why would I make this up anyways?
>You don't know my chess prowess.
>Also I used anti-computer play to achieve such a result.
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Hi Terry,
Just to set the record straight i don't really believe your are lying, it's just
that you hardly ever hear of this ass kicking a program at a 5' blitz game and
you state that Chessmaster gives you a Grandmaster rating and so does this mean
that you played 20 rated games with the Chessmaster personality to achieve this
fantastic rating? If this is how it was, then let me congratulate you!
Regards,
Terry
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