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Subject: Re: About Health Reasons and a Merry Xtmas.

Author: Rolf Tueschen

Date: 08:38:53 12/21/02

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On December 21, 2002 at 10:43:10, Fernando Villegas wrote:

>Hi all:
>Yesterday I took from one drawer of one of my furniture with lots of drawers -
>my working room has some likeness to those depicted in private detective movies,
>full of files et al, only lacking, I regret, the blonde secretary with the great
>tits and ass- an old portable unit: Travel Champion by Saitek. It was and still
>is a very reliable unit, packed with many features, very well made, with a
>loooong life of the three alkaline batteries it uses and finally with a
>respectable program that, according to Saitek, runs at 2080 "estimated" USCF
>Elo. OK, that means it runs at about 1750-1800 "real" Elo. Even son, that's an
>strenght high enough to make possible a decent game of chess. And of course low
>enought to give us a good chance. In the game played at 30 seconds per move I
>trounced the little beast and with that I cleaned and erased all the infinite
>defeats at the hand of mayor monsters alonmg the year. It is a very healthy
>experience, one that rejuvenates the spirit and it does not cost a cent. Now
>Saitek lay in my desk, at my side and sight, waiting for another slaughter.
>Today I feel bloody. I even believe I can play chess. If just that secretary
>could come...
>BTW, just in case I do not come back here in time, merry Xtmas to all of you.
>Fernando

If you treat your female companies with more respect than these computers then I
see no evil in doing so. The Greeks and American had slaves, the average man has
a woman slave at home (sorry for the political correctness) and a few living
dead have machines to serve as intelligent slaves.

This is all allowed and estimated as healthy. (Stamped and signed by the former
High Pope of CC)

Rolf Tueschen

P.S. Of course Merry and Happy, until next year we'll meet again... :)



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