Author: Jim Phillips
Date: 12:22:56 09/22/98
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On September 22, 1998 at 15:12:58, Larry S. Tamarkin wrote: >Here's an idea for a new Chess Program personality, exploiting the current >fascination with what's going on in America; > >The Clinton; when you make an aggressive move threatening one of its pieces, >it says, 'I did not have sex with that chess program!' > >When it gets a big >positional advantage, a screen pops up showing a picture of a cigar and >telling you what it would like to do to you! > >When you get a winning >position, it says, 'I've admitted I made a mistake, I apologized for it, and >now I'm ready to get on with the business of this game' > >When you have it backed into the corner it starts repeating the position and >says, 'I'm reverting back to my previous answer on this issue' > >Occasionally a counter-program called the 'KStarr' appears in a popup window and >makes an attacking move against 'The Clinton' > >The Clinton Q occassionally attacks with great venum, but in generally moves >around a lot less... > >Your own Queen, the 'Lewinsky' keeps going after the Clinton King, but then >doesn't continue the attack! > >It talks to Conan O' Brian on 'Late Night, with Conan O'Brian - Its a talking >head! > >Maybe I'm getting a little out of control... :) > > >More quotes welcome! > >mrslug - the inkompetent chess software addict! If it gets caught in a "compromising" position, it says, "Yes, we played, but we did not mate...." 8^D
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