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Subject: Re: Idea for new Chess Program, 'The Clinton'

Author: Jim Phillips

Date: 12:22:56 09/22/98

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On September 22, 1998 at 15:12:58, Larry S. Tamarkin wrote:

>Here's an idea for a new Chess Program personality, exploiting the current
>fascination with what's going on in America;
>
>The Clinton; when you make an aggressive move threatening one of its pieces,
>it says, 'I did not have sex with that chess program!'
>
>When it gets a big
>positional advantage, a screen pops up showing a picture of a cigar and
>telling you what it would like to do to you!
>
>When you get a winning
>position, it says, 'I've admitted I made a mistake, I apologized for it, and
>now I'm ready to get on with the business of this game'
>
>When you have it backed into the corner it starts repeating the position and
>says, 'I'm reverting back to my previous answer on this issue'
>
>Occasionally a counter-program called the 'KStarr' appears in a popup window and
>makes an attacking move against 'The Clinton'
>
>The Clinton Q occassionally attacks with great venum, but in generally moves
>around a lot less...
>
>Your own Queen, the 'Lewinsky' keeps going after the Clinton King, but then
>doesn't continue the attack!
>
>It talks to Conan O' Brian on 'Late Night, with Conan O'Brian - Its a talking
>head!
>
>Maybe I'm getting a little out of control... :)
>
>
>More quotes welcome!
>
>mrslug - the inkompetent chess software addict!

If it gets caught in a "compromising" position, it says, "Yes, we played,
but we did not mate...."     8^D



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