Author: Roberto Waldteufel
Date: 12:34:07 09/22/98
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On September 22, 1998 at 15:22:56, Jim Phillips wrote: >On September 22, 1998 at 15:12:58, Larry S. Tamarkin wrote: > >>Here's an idea for a new Chess Program personality, exploiting the current >>fascination with what's going on in America; >> >>The Clinton; when you make an aggressive move threatening one of its pieces, >>it says, 'I did not have sex with that chess program!' >> >>When it gets a big >>positional advantage, a screen pops up showing a picture of a cigar and >>telling you what it would like to do to you! >> >>When you get a winning >>position, it says, 'I've admitted I made a mistake, I apologized for it, and >>now I'm ready to get on with the business of this game' >> >>When you have it backed into the corner it starts repeating the position and >>says, 'I'm reverting back to my previous answer on this issue' >> >>Occasionally a counter-program called the 'KStarr' appears in a popup window and >>makes an attacking move against 'The Clinton' >> >>The Clinton Q occassionally attacks with great venum, but in generally moves >>around a lot less... >> >>Your own Queen, the 'Lewinsky' keeps going after the Clinton King, but then >>doesn't continue the attack! >> >>It talks to Conan O' Brian on 'Late Night, with Conan O'Brian - Its a talking >>head! >> >>Maybe I'm getting a little out of control... :) >> >> >>More quotes welcome! >> >>mrslug - the inkompetent chess software addict! > >If it gets caught in a "compromising" position, it says, "Yes, we played, >but we did not mate...." 8^D Most difficult is when you have a mating attack, but the program refuses to accept that it is mated according to it's definition of a mating position :-) Roberto
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