Author: Ossie Weiner
Date: 11:52:37 09/23/98
Hi folks, how about a nice little joke? ******************************************************************** The gravy ladle An elderly priest invited a young rabbi over for dinner. During the meal, the young rabbi couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening he began to wonder if there might be more between the elderly priest and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading the young rabbi's thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional." About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and said, Father, ever since your young rabbi friend came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful sterling silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose he took it do you?" The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write him a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Rabbi: I'm not saying that you DID take a sterling silver gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you DIDN'T take it. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here." Several days later, a letter came from the Rabbi. It read: "Dear Father: I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you DON'T sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would have found the gravy ladle by now." ******************************************************************** "Dear computer chess friends: I'm not saying that Chessbase DOES cheat with their Fritz 5 autoplayer, and I'm not saying that they DON'T cheat with their autoplayer. But the fact remains that if everything would be clean and honest, they would have proven it to the public by now." - Ossie Weiner
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