Author: Mark Young
Date: 15:55:02 09/23/98
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On September 23, 1998 at 14:52:37, Ossie Weiner wrote: >Hi folks, > >how about a nice little joke? > >******************************************************************** > >The gravy ladle > >An elderly priest invited a young rabbi over for dinner. During the >meal, the young rabbi couldn't help noticing how attractive and >shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening he began >to wonder if there might be more between the elderly priest and the >housekeeper than met the eye. >Reading the young rabbi's thoughts, the elderly priest volunteered, >"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you my relationship >with my housekeeper is purely professional." >About a week later the housekeeper came to the elderly priest and >said, Father, ever since your young rabbi friend came to dinner, I've >been unable to find the beautiful sterling silver gravy ladle. You don't >suppose he took it do you?" The priest said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll >write him a letter just to be sure." >So he sat down and wrote: >"Dear Rabbi: I'm not saying that you DID take a sterling silver gravy >ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you DIDN'T take it. But the >fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here." >Several days later, a letter came from the Rabbi. It read: >"Dear Father: I'm not saying that you DO sleep with your housekeeper, >and I'm not saying that you DON'T sleep with your housekeeper. But >the fact remains that if you were sleeping in your own bed, you would >have found the gravy ladle by now." > >******************************************************************** > >"Dear computer chess friends: >I'm not saying that Chessbase DOES cheat with their Fritz 5 autoplayer, >and I'm not saying that they DON'T cheat with their autoplayer. But the >fact remains that if everything would be clean and honest, they would >have proven it to the public by now." > >- Ossie Weiner Although I have my disagreements with TC, I find TC much more creative when it comes to attacking Chessbase and Fritz5. I can only give your effort one star out of four.
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