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Subject: The Foxy Times Part III

Author: Steve Blatchford

Date: 14:39:33 09/28/98



This is hi from your Fox Cub reporter !

My, my, my ! Its been a busy week at the Censored Chicken Coup !


Gigantic flap because gate left open
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Incredibly, Chicken number two (2) has decreed that the gate need no longer
be kept locked against the Sly Old Fox.

This caused the most gigantic flap by the Lesser Speckled Prussian Chicken.
It flapped and it skwarked and it skwarked and it flapped and it flapped and
it skwarked. Into the highest tree did it fly (it being such a lightweight
little bantam), and the most
terrible noise did it make, that waked the whole farmyard. They could not
sleep for the skwarking !!

But little did the Lesser Speckled Prussian Chicken know, for the Sly Old
Fox found the Lesser Speckled breed to be so scrawny and inconsequential,
with just no meat at all, that the only reason that he (the old one) would
even consider biting the head off from a Lesser Speckled Prussian was just
to get him to shut up and stop his skwawking.

And so the Lesser Speckled carried on skwawking forever.



The Great Monthly Entrapment Ceremony
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This month Thorsten Czub was ennobled in the Great Ceremony of Entrapment.

The presiding Priest Frick was ably assisted by Junior Flunky BergerMoritz
Chicken and Devious Sly Old Feathered Irazor Chicken.

And thus was the Intemperant and Non-Alcoholic RuhrGebeit Chicken saved from
the CurryWorse than Death fate by banning from the Censored Chicken Coup and
elevation to the status of Fox !!!



The Chicken that would not talk at all
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Meanwhile the Sly Old Fox did not show his head, despite the beckoning
skwarks of the Lesser Speckled Prussian, for he was sniffing for the large
and juicy neck of the Chicken-that-no-longer-speaks-at-all-ever. The
sniffing continues. Two (2) years. Five (5) years. However long it takes.



Chicken Pecking Order
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After the skwawking and kerfuffle and loss of many feathers folowing the
Ceremony Of The Entrapment and Banning, changes have occured in the Chicken
Pecking Order.


Chicken no 1        Bob Hyatt
Chicken no 2        Bruce Moreland
Chicken no 3        Amir Ban
Chicken no 4        Ramon Jesus de Garcia de Gaudalahara de Andalucia
Chicken no 5        Mr Jimmy Demers
Chicken no 6        Shaun Demers
Chicken no 7        Graham Sean
Chicken no 8        Mr Sean Demers
Chicken no 9        Marc van Hello
Chicken no 10       Shaun van hello
Chicken no 11        Jimmy van hello
Chicken no   12     Van deemers (Jimmy)
Chicken no 13        Odell Hallo
Chicken no 14        Irene Goodnight
Chicken no 15        Graham Evans
Chicken no 16        Evan Odell
Chicken no 17        Magnus Snorrbottomdottir
Chicken no 18        ......................
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Chicken no 137        Komputer Korner
Chicken no 138        Don Dailey
Chicken no 139        I just met a man called Fernando
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Chicken no 2197        Enrique Irazoqui
Chicken no 2198        Moritz Berger
Chicken no 2199        Dirk Frickenchicken
Chicken no 2200        Shaun Graham (yellow card)



This is the Foxy Times, pushing the boundaries of the Censored Chicken Coup,
28th September 1998


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