Author: Steve Blatchford
Date: 14:39:33 09/28/98
This is hi from your Fox Cub reporter ! My, my, my ! Its been a busy week at the Censored Chicken Coup ! Gigantic flap because gate left open =========================== Incredibly, Chicken number two (2) has decreed that the gate need no longer be kept locked against the Sly Old Fox. This caused the most gigantic flap by the Lesser Speckled Prussian Chicken. It flapped and it skwarked and it skwarked and it flapped and it flapped and it skwarked. Into the highest tree did it fly (it being such a lightweight little bantam), and the most terrible noise did it make, that waked the whole farmyard. They could not sleep for the skwarking !! But little did the Lesser Speckled Prussian Chicken know, for the Sly Old Fox found the Lesser Speckled breed to be so scrawny and inconsequential, with just no meat at all, that the only reason that he (the old one) would even consider biting the head off from a Lesser Speckled Prussian was just to get him to shut up and stop his skwawking. And so the Lesser Speckled carried on skwawking forever. The Great Monthly Entrapment Ceremony ============================== This month Thorsten Czub was ennobled in the Great Ceremony of Entrapment. The presiding Priest Frick was ably assisted by Junior Flunky BergerMoritz Chicken and Devious Sly Old Feathered Irazor Chicken. And thus was the Intemperant and Non-Alcoholic RuhrGebeit Chicken saved from the CurryWorse than Death fate by banning from the Censored Chicken Coup and elevation to the status of Fox !!! The Chicken that would not talk at all =========================== Meanwhile the Sly Old Fox did not show his head, despite the beckoning skwarks of the Lesser Speckled Prussian, for he was sniffing for the large and juicy neck of the Chicken-that-no-longer-speaks-at-all-ever. The sniffing continues. Two (2) years. Five (5) years. However long it takes. Chicken Pecking Order ================= After the skwawking and kerfuffle and loss of many feathers folowing the Ceremony Of The Entrapment and Banning, changes have occured in the Chicken Pecking Order. Chicken no 1 Bob Hyatt Chicken no 2 Bruce Moreland Chicken no 3 Amir Ban Chicken no 4 Ramon Jesus de Garcia de Gaudalahara de Andalucia Chicken no 5 Mr Jimmy Demers Chicken no 6 Shaun Demers Chicken no 7 Graham Sean Chicken no 8 Mr Sean Demers Chicken no 9 Marc van Hello Chicken no 10 Shaun van hello Chicken no 11 Jimmy van hello Chicken no 12 Van deemers (Jimmy) Chicken no 13 Odell Hallo Chicken no 14 Irene Goodnight Chicken no 15 Graham Evans Chicken no 16 Evan Odell Chicken no 17 Magnus Snorrbottomdottir Chicken no 18 ...................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chicken no 137 Komputer Korner Chicken no 138 Don Dailey Chicken no 139 I just met a man called Fernando . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chicken no 2197 Enrique Irazoqui Chicken no 2198 Moritz Berger Chicken no 2199 Dirk Frickenchicken Chicken no 2200 Shaun Graham (yellow card) This is the Foxy Times, pushing the boundaries of the Censored Chicken Coup, 28th September 1998 Rote Armee Faction gegen die Preussen
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