Author: Alex
Date: 22:16:28 09/19/03
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On September 19, 2003 at 13:50:52, Fernando Villegas wrote: >A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. > >Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom >closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the >closet, not realizing that the little boy is in there already. > >The little boy says, "Dark in here." > >The man says, "Yes, it is." > >Boy - "I have a baseball." > >Man - "That's nice." > >Boy - "Want to buy it?" > >Man - "No, thanks." > >Boy - "My dad's outside." > >Man - "OK, how much?" > >Boy - "$250" > >In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the >closet together. Boy - "Dark in here." > >Man - "Yes, it is." > >Boy - "I have a baseball glove." > >The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" > >Boy - "$750" > >Man - "Fine." > >A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go outside >and have a game of catch." > >The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." > >The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" > >Boy - "$1,000" > >The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that >is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make >you confess." > >They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession >booth and he closes the door. > >The boy says, "Dark in here." > >The priest says, "Don't start that shit again...." Are you a racist as well as a catholic basher?
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