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Subject: Re: The secret truth of Rebel's ANTI-GM !!!!

Author: Lanny DiBartolomeo

Date: 14:09:27 11/05/98

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On November 05, 1998 at 13:02:56, Lawrence S. Tamarkin wrote:

>I KNEW IT!!, Well I didn't know it, but I knew it!?
>
>mrslug - the inkompetent chess software addict!
>
>
>On November 05, 1998 at 09:40:19, Albert Silver wrote:
>
>>After noticing a number of users asking about Rebel's revolutionary Anti-GM
>>technique, and the misinformed opinions of the forum's experts, I have decided
>>to explain once and for all what it is.
>>It follows the precepts of Ruy Lopez with some modernized additions of
>>Schroeder's. Ruy Lopez in his somewhat outdated book suggested among other
>>things to angle the board so that the sun would glare in the opponent's eyes.
>>naturally if you are playing against a machine there is little possibility of
>>this.
>>So what happens is Rebel slowly begins to darken the screen until the
>>Grandmaster, realizing that he is squinting, begins to increase the Contrast and
>>Brightness controls of the monitor, then suddenly the screeen will go all white
>>producing a flash that effectively blinds the opponent temporarily. If it works
>>as intended, by the time the GM's vision has cleared up, Rebel will have won on
>>time.
>>A secondary effect is to administer small electric shocks through the mouse, a
>>technology first developed by the CIA, and subsequently borrowed by Ed, which
>>will unsettle the opponent enough to have him play weaker moves, sometimes
>>playing a shorter move so as not to have to handle the mouse for a prolonged
>>legth of time.
>>Last, small messages flash across the screen at speeds the eye cannot properly
>>register but that the brain does (Yes, subliminal) tell the opponent to
>>sacrifice his queen.
>>Nevertheless, Ed assures us that his initial plan, to flash his account number
>>and how much to deposit in it was rejected eventually for ethical reasons.
>>I cannot stay any longer now, as the library will only allow me limited use of
>>this computer. If you wish further info I can be reached in the nearest shelter
>>since my funds were inexplicably transfered from my account, though the bank
>>assures me that it is NOT due to a hacker.
>>
>>                               Albert Silver

:))))) :))))!!



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