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Subject: Re: Your program is a ....

Author: Omid David Tabibi

Date: 13:29:33 10/29/03

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On October 29, 2003 at 08:00:07, Joel wrote:

>Hey All,
>
>After reading all these bleak messages, I feel that maybe a happy thread needs
>to be created.
>
>I found this quite amusing:
>
>I went to www.googlism.com and typed in the name of my chess engine. It seems
>that the name "Bodo" has a lot more weird connatations than I could have thought
>possible!
>
>Can anyone else's engine top this list?
>
>- bodo is a melancholy ex
>- bodo is haunted in sleep by terrible dreams and flashbacks
>- bodo is in no mood for love
>- bodo is a stoic former military hack
>- bodo is also preoccupied with bathing
>

falcon is coming    [soon, real soon!]
falcon is player    [right, a chess player]
falcon is toast    [what the hell?]
falcon is probably the most graceful of all birds    [I can't disagree]
falcon is sold    [news to me... it wasn't commercial last time I checked]
falcon is about 4    [ * 650 Elo]
falcon is endangered and rare    [yeah, Rolf is trying to kill it (a private
joke from the other forum)]
falcon is widely considered to be the fastest animal on earth    [wish that was
true as to its nodes per second...]
falcon is a large bird of prey that is about 460 millimeters long    [and 10
plies in one second deep]
falcon is monitored throughout the day    [and its produced PGNs scrutinized
afterwards]
falcon is available in several different configurations    [sure, all the search
parameters can be configured]
falcon is moderate in size    [merely 150k]
falcon is executive vice president    [good to know!]
falcon is owned by han solo    [han who?]
falcon is that it's an open drive with no top cover plate    [after a loss...]
falcon is a 64    [no idiot, it is not bitboard based. repeat this stupid remark
again, and I will refer you to Vincent for some "explanations"]
falcon is here to help and is against no one    [just wants to beat you, nothing
else]
falcon is bonded for one million dollars    [Isn't that a little too expensive
for a chess engine?]
falcon is a usa    [wrong again, Israel]
falcon is lacking    [self-awareness]
falcon is forced down too soon    [not really. in the latest round of matches it
beat Junior and Shredder and lost to Fritz. lucky!]
falcon is operable with or without windows    [only Windows for now...]
falcon is the bomb    [ah, this one I really liked :) ]
falcon is released    [not to the best of my knowledge]
falcon is an average looking man    [no comment!]


>Friendly Regards,
>Joel



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