Author: Thorsten Czub
Date: 00:57:40 11/29/03
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On November 29, 2003 at 03:20:59, Slater Wold wrote: >On November 29, 2003 at 02:11:19, Thorsten Czub wrote: > >> >>Out of an english newspaper: >> >>"Tournament boss Professor Jaap van den Herik rang Reul’s home to try to reach a >>last-minute compromise, but his mum said he was out. " >> >>What a great hero this Professor is. >>How wise to choose a last-minute compromise. >> >>And how wise to talk with mum. > >Finally Thorsten, we agree on something. ;) i could give Mr. "nevertheless" Jaap van den Herik the telephone number of my mum too :-)) Also he could get the phone number of my grand-mum. you never know ! if you will need it one time to get the asnwer: "He is out!" Maybe we should organise a big list of telephone numbers of Mums and Grandmums of all computerchess people in the scene. This way they would have a bigger database for later sucspicion and better conspiracy :-)) I can even consider a special task force ICGA ! Helicopter lands on the street in front of the programmers house. Jaap, David and Ernst run out of the helicopter, in dark clothes, they rang the bell : Mum appears ! "Oh - my son is not there. He is out !" Mum is completely nervous. Talks to herself: "Ja was machen wir denn da ?" And comes with the solution: "Soll ich ein paar Schnittchen machen ?" Than cut. We see a living room and a couch, coffe and canapees on the table. Ernst, David and Jaap sitting on Mum's couch. Mums cat on Ernsts knees, mum's Parrot on Jaaps head, and mum's cocker beneath Davids feet. On the television we see another serial of "Bonanza", Grandma comes into the living room and tells new stories about WW2. Than the bell rings again ! Will the special ICGA task force solve the problem this episode ? Or will they have to stay the whole weekend into mums house until grandma has told them even MORE astonishing stories out of WW1 ? Will the programmer enter the door or is it the Letterman, maybe with a very very serious letter ? Doin't miss next years episode of: ICGA world computer chess championships !
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