Author: Rex
Date: 23:14:36 01/04/04
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On January 04, 2004 at 22:28:54, Ed Trice wrote:
>A rare email message arrived enveloped in TMTP format (Tachion Mail Transaction
>Protocol) this evening. Much of it was unabled to be read, but the header
>information contained IP addresses and proxy info with dates suggesting the year
>of transmission was 2019. There were an amazing number of parallels in one of
>the email threads, reprinted below....
>
>Subject: Crafty 296.03 SE vs. Nuclear Shredder Octotron 23.2 Gamma
>
>I was trying to get the 8-piece tablebases to load on my new Octium VI and was
>surprised that it took 15 seconds to load the entire set into RAM. Has anyone
>else had such problems?
>
>Nuclear Shredder found an improvement to the famous Vladislav Konjuhov vs. Erdni
>Urjubdshzirov SSR Championshipship Game from back in 2017 during one of its
>permanent hash table learning sessions. Crafty 295.22 could not find the draw
>(my old Crafty program) but Crafty 296.03 SE draws it with no problem on my 150
>GHz Octium VI with 64 TB RAM.
>
>The was the tiebraker (selected from ECO volume F) which Konjuhov won with just
>15 seconds left on his clock, Urjubdshzirov needing just 2 more moves to get the
>draw by the 200 move rule.
>
>[Event "SSDF"]
>[Site "Graz, Austria"]
>[Date "2019.02.04"]
>[Round "684"]
>[White "Crafty 296.03 SE"]
>[Black "Nuclear Shredder Octotron 23.2 Gamma"]
>[Result "1/2-1/2 by 200 move rule"]
>[WhiteElo "3149"]
>[BlackElo "3202"]
>[Opening "F67"]
>
>1. h3 b5 2. g3 {...text garbled...} 147. Qeh1 Q3b7 148. Q4e2 Bh7 {...text
>garbled...}
>
>
>>I was trying to get the 8-piece tablebases to load on my new Octium VI >and was surprised that it took 15 seconds to load the entire set into >RAM. Has anyone else had such problems?
>
>Yes, I had problems as well. You need to reset the Quantum Tunneling Bit on your
>Octocessor. Hold down ALT-CTL-DEL-SHIFT-TAB then hit CAPS LOCK twice. If that
>does not work, think the word "Tunnel" and look at the Cerebral Task Manager.
>
>
>>Nuclear Shredder found an improvement to the famous Vladislav >Konjuhov vs. Erdni Urjubdshzirov SSR Championshipship Game from >back in 2017 during one of its permanent hash table learning sessions.
>
>This is very old news. OmniChess published this line on ChessAether about 2
>minutes after the original match. You must not have had enough VirtualEuro for
>your subscription that minute! Most people I know have seen this already. Get
>with it!
This is a known cybertetroid virus. You obviously must have opened up the
attachment in which the virus attaches itself to the 3rd harmonic to the Octium
VI. This will intern travel via RF into your brain which will slowly eat away
protein…i.e.. much like that mad cow disease they had way back when.
Update your virus scout and this will create a reversal phase to the RF leaving
the Octium VI canceling all RF from it.
As far as a cure for you…Good luck.
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