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Subject: Re: Women & the CCC

Author: Micheal Cummings

Date: 01:48:05 12/11/98

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On December 11, 1998 at 02:18:41, Dave Gomboc wrote:

>On December 10, 1998 at 08:21:11, Micheal Cummings wrote:
>
>>
>>On December 10, 1998 at 08:03:27, Harald Faber wrote:
>>
>>>On December 10, 1998 at 07:50:29, Soren Riis wrote:
>>>
>>>>If you want women to like chess computers you will probably have to build it
>>>>so it cries and wet its panties if the opponent (!) plays a weak move.
>>>>This is probable still to simplistic so you will have to build in a random
>>>>generator which generates the computers "emotions". Sometimes it does not
>>>>want to play, sometimes it want to win, sometime get angry if it wins,
>>>>and most of the time it just want to play scrapple. In short make
>>>>the programme behave more like a woman ;-)
>>>>Soren Riis
>>>
>>>This will probably work but the plaing strength will suffer. :-)
>>
>>
>>CM6000 is perfect for women, for an angry woman personality you just put the
>>attacking setting up full. For depressed, just put the defense up full and make
>>CM accept draws more often, like it does not care if it wins or loses.
>>
>>And Most importantly if it is that time of the month, full scale on the
>>randomness of play setting will make it unpredictable and like a woman.
>>
>>There are an endless possibilities to create a personality with CM6000 for a
>>woman to get along with and share their girl secrets with :-)
>>
>>This is great, when my fiance goes away and I cannot play with her. I will just
>>create her mood and her playing strength with Chessmaster.
>>
>>Is there anything this program cannot do :-)   (yes I know there is so shut up)
>
>If you were a woman, and you read the post above, would you be offended?
>
>Did you ask this question to yourself before you posted?
>
>My comments could be applied to a number in this thread, I'm not intending to
>pick on any one person.
>
>Dave Gomboc

It is fun, I could make the same personalities for a variety of men as well.
Well I let my Lady read it, and she laughed, then wacked me on the back of my
head and called me a prick.

But she did it with good humour, I hope you are not one of these people who
stand up for womens ethics. They want to be treated on the same level as a man
then they have to roll with the harmless jibes.

I would not get offended if a woman was to post on here and say something about
us dumb males. I posted it because my lady found it funny, not offensive and if
she did find it offensive I would not have posted it.

:-) Go with the flow of life man.




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