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Subject: Re: Sex and Old Computer Units, this for real

Author: Christophe Theron

Date: 18:32:56 03/27/04

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On March 27, 2004 at 19:04:27, Fernando Villegas wrote:

>LOL
>You went mad, mon amie
>Fdo



Just fed up of receiving loads of disclaimers every day, which are most of the
time an insult to the receiver's intelligence. :)



    Christophe

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believe it because I receive dozens of such disclaimers every day, mostly from
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