Author: John Merlino
Date: 20:28:58 03/27/04
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On March 27, 2004 at 18:36:38, Christophe Theron wrote: >On March 27, 2004 at 14:01:20, Fernando Villegas wrote: > >>Even for me??? >>:-( >>Fdo > > > >OK, so this is just for you: it's not very far away. > > > > Christophe > >DISCLAIMER: if you are not the intended recipient of this electronic message, I >am stupid enough to believe that you will not read it. I'm stupid enough to >believe that if the information is of much value for you, you will nevertheless >disregard it, just because I have written this disclaimer. I am stupid enough to >believe that the simple fact to add such a disclaimer to my electronic messages >is enough to protect me against any problem, including my own stupidity. I >believe it because I receive dozens of such disclaimers every day, mostly from >corporate email systems, and if they do it, they must be right. This disclaimer >is Copyright 2004 by Christophe Théron, in all or in part, including and not >limited to every word of this disclaimer. After all if Microsoft can hold a >copyright on the word "Windows", then I should be able to hold a copyright on >every word in this disclaimer. Permission to copy/and/or/(add a slash >here)/distribute/fuck/and/or/distort in whole or in part is subject to export >regulations. Before you read this disclaimer you must contact your lawyer to >check if it is legal for you to read it in the country where you live and/or you >are born (if you are born in the country where you live you might be subject to >exemption as in paragraph b of 123.3/GH). This disclaimer has been classified as >a being war weapon in certain countries and contains parts encrypted with an >encryption algorithm that uses a military lkfgj sdfgiusofigjslktgjskl >fghkuqdshbfkq ?SN error sdhkfqhsfkjqshbkfdqsbyfsqybd (but not a kspqyuyettt). >This is the final sentence of this disclaimer. If you see any sentence past this >point you are encouraged to report it as an abuse under the Digital Millennium >Act at 1-800-MAKE-LOVE-NOT-ILLEGAL-COPIES. Addendum: this is really the final >sentence of the disclaimer and any mention thereabove including and not limited >to of the final sentence thereafter should be thereimmediately including and not >limited to thereremoved from there. Christophe, First of all, that was amazingly friggin' funny. Secondly, you should know that, if you are truly the author of the above, then you are most likely going to see it coming back to you at some point in the future. My wife loved it so much that she is going to mail it to her friends, so you have very likely created one of those wonderful e-mails that we all just LOVE to get from relatives and friends (that we otherwise never hear from) that say "Very Funny" or "Joke" in the subject line. Congratulations. ;-) jm
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