Author: Christophe Theron
Date: 09:23:30 03/28/04
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On March 27, 2004 at 23:28:58, John Merlino wrote:
>On March 27, 2004 at 18:36:38, Christophe Theron wrote:
>
>>On March 27, 2004 at 14:01:20, Fernando Villegas wrote:
>>
>>>Even for me???
>>>:-(
>>>Fdo
>>
>>
>>
>>OK, so this is just for you: it's not very far away.
>>
>>
>>
>> Christophe
>>
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>
>Christophe,
>
>First of all, that was amazingly friggin' funny.
>
>Secondly, you should know that, if you are truly the author of the above, then
>you are most likely going to see it coming back to you at some point in the
>future. My wife loved it so much that she is going to mail it to her friends, so
>you have very likely created one of those wonderful e-mails that we all just
>LOVE to get from relatives and friends (that we otherwise never hear from) that
>say "Very Funny" or "Joke" in the subject line.
>
>Congratulations. ;-)
>
>jm
Thank you!
But hey, that was just version 1. Watch out for version 2! :)
Christophe
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