Author: Christophe Theron
Date: 18:36:46 03/30/04
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On March 29, 2004 at 11:10:30, Mihaly Szalai wrote:
>On March 28, 2004 at 12:23:30, Christophe Theron wrote:
>
>>On March 27, 2004 at 23:28:58, John Merlino wrote:
>>
>>>On March 27, 2004 at 18:36:38, Christophe Theron wrote:
>>>
>>>>On March 27, 2004 at 14:01:20, Fernando Villegas wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Even for me???
>>>>>:-(
>>>>>Fdo
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>OK, so this is just for you: it's not very far away.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Christophe
>>>>
>>>>DISCLAIMER: if you are not the intended recipient of this electronic message, I
>>>>am stupid enough to believe that you will not read it. I'm stupid enough to
>>>>believe that if the information is of much value for you, you will nevertheless
>>>>disregard it, just because I have written this disclaimer. I am stupid enough to
>>>>believe that the simple fact to add such a disclaimer to my electronic messages
>>>>is enough to protect me against any problem, including my own stupidity. I
>>>>believe it because I receive dozens of such disclaimers every day, mostly from
>>>>corporate email systems, and if they do it, they must be right. This disclaimer
>>>>is Copyright 2004 by Christophe Théron, in all or in part, including and not
>>>>limited to every word of this disclaimer. After all if Microsoft can hold a
>>>>copyright on the word "Windows", then I should be able to hold a copyright on
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>>>>a being war weapon in certain countries and contains parts encrypted with an
>>>>encryption algorithm that uses a military lkfgj sdfgiusofigjslktgjskl
>>>>fghkuqdshbfkq ?SN error sdhkfqhsfkjqshbkfdqsbyfsqybd (but not a kspqyuyettt).
>>>>This is the final sentence of this disclaimer. If you see any sentence past this
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>>>>sentence of the disclaimer and any mention thereabove including and not limited
>>>>to of the final sentence thereafter should be thereimmediately including and not
>>>>limited to thereremoved from there.
>>>
>>>Christophe,
>>>
>>>First of all, that was amazingly friggin' funny.
>>>
>>>Secondly, you should know that, if you are truly the author of the above, then
>>>you are most likely going to see it coming back to you at some point in the
>>>future. My wife loved it so much that she is going to mail it to her friends, so
>>>you have very likely created one of those wonderful e-mails that we all just
>>>LOVE to get from relatives and friends (that we otherwise never hear from) that
>>>say "Very Funny" or "Joke" in the subject line.
>>>
>>>Congratulations. ;-)
>>>
>>>jm
>>
>>
>>
>>Thank you!
>>
>>But hey, that was just version 1. Watch out for version 2! :)
>>
>>
>>
>> Christophe
>>
>>
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>
>Thank you for these hilarious posts, the second best antidepressant
>I met in these gloomy days. (I won't reveal the first one because of
>it's legal status but if you write another disclaimer I roll one to you.)
>
>Best wishes
>Mihaly
I'm working on an improved, beefed-up version. :)
Christophe
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