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Subject: Re: Coming soon to a computer near you..

Author: steven blincoe

Date: 17:14:15 05/14/04

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>There is a short history by Woody Allen about two old farts playing
>correspondence chess. One of the most funny things I have ever read. Course
>every player say it was played an altogether different serie of moves....
>-Your Knight take my pawn, you say? Imbecile, I took your knight with my queen a
>week ago...
>- You are more degrade than I thought. Your queen was lost a month ago..."
>

LOL
yes i vaguely remember reading this

this reminds me of the joke about the King Prussia who was an impossibly
horrible chess player

one day a chess expert visited the court of the King
after playing a few games with the Expert the King asked him..
tell me..

what do you say about my skill at the Royal game?

the expert thought for a monent and replied

Your Majesty..
there are three classes of player
the first class are those who do not know how to play
the second class are those that play very weakly
the third class play strong chess

you your Majesty should be quite proud that you have already obtained the second
class!

Steve




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