Author: Mridul Muralidharan
Date: 12:42:21 06/02/04
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On June 02, 2004 at 12:28:23, Fernando Villegas wrote: >Dear all: >After meditating long in the fact that life cannot be fulfilled if you does not >share your expertise in the field you handle best in order to keep the flame >burning, I have decided to give for free, not fees asked, a complete course >about how to be, to become or stay being a Patzer. >My background guarantee full succes. >I have been playing since 1977 with chess computer first, then against chess >programs, but to this day my record is, in average, -taking into account games >against old Fidelity 7 and games against current Junior 8- a succesful score of >less than assured mediocrity: one win and/or one draw every ten games. >I have lost the papers with my defeats agains computers that barely had 50 moves >in his opening book and calculated perhaps 5 plys after ten minutes, but I can >show games lost against Constellation 3.6 and Champion Chess Challenger, both >machines lot less strong than 1800 Fide Elo. >Respect programs, my output is even better: in my last 50 or so games against >top commercial programs, freeware programs, obsolete programs and definitely >preposterous programs I have got a perfect score of 0 wins and 50 defeats. >Generally speaking my course considers all parts of the chess game: >a) how to get out of the drawer the dedicated unit or how to intall and put into >action the software >b) how to yell to any other person in home that you are a genius prepared to >challenge a monster and so they must keep silent and quiet >c) the opening: how to traspose and mistake order of movements in 10 different >opennings with the purpose to be already lost not long after move number 10. >d) middle game: Exercizes of the kind "What? That knight could also jump >backward? Damn, I lost a piece..." >c) ending: the course guarantee you will never get into this phase of the game. > > > >Professor Ferdinand Sad , but you are not the man I expected you to be. Such a miserable record ?? I have a perfect record against computers (s/w and h/w) and humans alike : 0 wins , 0 drawns ALL loss !!! So I think it is time for the Professor to meet his maker :) With loss, Mridul
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