Author: Derek Paquette
Date: 13:43:13 07/26/04
Ok, i'm a proud owner of some chessbase programs and I go on there a lot there is a user named DarkNolan, somethink he cheats, some don't. I for one think he cheats, so i was on there today just a moment ago 4:45 est monday. And this guy is playing obvious computer moves, in fact someone even analyzed one of his games and all his moves were DF8's first pick, but df8 has a personality , and you can change its style, or he can change programs etc etc, I need not explain all the different variations of play from different programs (you people aren't stupid) So I was very fed up with this man, and some others were aswell, so i asked NOlan if he'd agree to a chess quiz., he agreed. people started asking him questions about chess opening theory, as i predicted he dodged all the questions below is a transcript of the chat, after i asked him to do the quiz i wasn't on my best behaviour as i have seen this a hundred times on many servers, and the same damn people are having wet dreams over these super grandmasters that they THINK are on the site ->General: Nolan ->General: let me ask you a bit of chess trivia Cold confusion (General): means your in with a chance i guess ->General: actually nevermind ->General: don't think you'd agree anyway Blind_Sniper (General): lol, you'r good, omega Santa_anna_mx: what mean sysop in spanish???? Santa_anna_mx: ?? Cold confusion (General): omega 13 is that the stuff in fish thats good for the brain ->General: blind sniper ->General: think about this ->General: woudln't answering a few chess trivia questions on openings ->General: and things like that prove that he's not just a patzer with a program? ->General: and immediate responses are needed so he can't google the answers? Cold confusion (General): oh you think nolan is a chess cheat hmmmm Blind_Sniper (General): maybe you'r right, but he doesn't need to do that... Barry67: who is cheating? ->General: exactly, "i dont have to prove anything to you" ->General: i figured as much Blind_Sniper (General): that's your point, take a shot ->General: but i'm just saying, even an inaction is an action Cold confusion (General): have you run his games through a computer Blind_Sniper (General): sure Blind_Sniper (General): all of the games ->General: its hard to say cold fusion, because there are hundreds of programs, and hundreds of personalities for each program ->General: and there is 'random' move Cunningham (General): "it's hard to say" but you KNOW lol ->General: he could have his own program for all we know, i just want him to answer a few chess trivia questions, ->General: no its hard to figure out WHICH program Cold confusion (General): but 3 min games should be full of mistakes even at gm level Blind_Sniper (General): the site has admins, omega, and that's their job DarkNolan (General): what do you want to know omega Cunningham (General): a computer is a computer, you always recognize its stupid style - Nolan in NOT playing like a computer Cunningham (General): is Da Borg (General): who are u nolan? Blind_Sniper (General): well, take your shot omega DarkNolan (General): except that of course Da Borg (General): thats what we all what to know Blind_Sniper (General): lol Trop_nul (General): Kamsky, for sure. I bet my paycheck ->General: ok ->General: here is it Blind_Sniper (General): what's your hair color? are you short(not the player)? thin or fat? glasses? DarkNolan (General): lol no personal questions Platão (General): Do you play on ICC Nolan? TravisK (General): i'm jat DarkNolan (General): yes i play on icc Kanguro97 (General): shut up idiots ->General: there is an openning called the Leton Gambit, what are the first 4 moves DarkNolan (General): leton gambit? ->General: yes Quarkzubereitung (General): On ICC :) Cunningham (General): ahahaahha Cunningham (General): LETON DarkNolan (General): lol dude i have no idea what that is Trop_nul (General): Omega, you're ridiculous Cunningham (General): LETON Cunningham (General): ahahahah Blind_Sniper (General): me niether Geust31415926 (General): bei dem englisch könnt ich mir vorstellen er ist jemand der sein zweites buch vorbereitet ... Blind_Sniper (General): leton??? Cunningham (General): lol Bernoulli (General): latvian?! ->General: thats d4. d5 c4 e5 ->General: just to let u know Davidlhaydon (General): whats your username on ICC darknolan DarkNolan (General): ahh Da Borg (General): what name u use in icc? Bernoulli (General): lol Platão (General): So you must be FortKnox... DarkNolan (General): it sucks INTELoutside (General): Why nobody ask who I am ? Blind_Sniper (General): lol Trop_nul (General): I am ME ! ->General: darknolan, thats 0-1 ->General: so far DarkNolan (General): lol Tompie (General): this is albin's counter gambit Bernoulli (General): leton = albin Cunningham (General): what are the firsdt 2 moves of the pinguin opening? He doesn't know - hes a program ahahahah THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): ufightiwin is a nice name THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): :D Cunningham (General): Omega you are funny Blind_Sniper (General): yes, it's albin Blind_Sniper (General): no leton Tompie (General): maybe beton? DarkNolan (General): never cared for the names ->General: alright, i don't posses the chess knowledge, not enough for this, someone else to take over DarkNolan (General): :-) ->General: never cared for the names? Bernoulli (General): for non-europeans perhaps ->General: so you dont know the names of openings? THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): a name must be a joke than its ideal ->General: thats a good way to dodge DarkNolan (General): lol trust me i know the openings i play ->General: ya sure, ->General: someone quiz this man ->General: someone with chess knowledge., DarkNolan (General): who cares about albin, i maybe played that like 2 times in my whole life Blind_Sniper (General): I don't know nothing about theory, lol Cold confusion (General): what openings do u play nolan Cunningham (General): What is the main recommendation from Khalifman in the Berlin after Black's Bd7 ? DarkNolan (General): i play a little bit of everything, d4, e4, c4-rarely but yeah Cunningham (General): :-) DarkNolan (General): sicilians, spanish, caro Cunningham (General): thats ugly , I know DarkNolan (General): i hate french with black :) Trop_nul (General): ok, one question , Why did you try so much different openings during your match again Karpov ? ;-) MWALEN (General): what abt the sicilian dirivative DarkNolan (General): yeah berlin is tough Davidlhaydon (General): darknolan whats your username on ICC? DarkNolan (General): i don't really understand it ->General: listen to these ANSWERS! INTELoutside (General): Omega if Nolan was registred with his real name do you ask these silly question ? ->General: this is hilarious Cunningham (General): hahah whoe does anyway ->General: no i wouldn't ->General: he'd dodging your questions, Cunningham (General): I would lol ->General: ask him a question where he has to answer with a concrete answer. THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): d4 d5 e4 dxe c4? DarkNolan (General): lol DarkNolan (General): this is funny guys :) ->General: not "dont like that one" or "don't really care for name" or "that sucks" ->General: see what i mean? Trop_nul (General): what about my question, darknolan ? Cunningham (General): the fact he admints he doesn't understand the Berlin already makes me sure he's a very strong GM :-) DarkNolan (General): what question, too much stuff going on Blind_Sniper (General): are you a master? DarkNolan (General): i'm a GM Blind_Sniper (General): us? Bernoulli (General): when did you get the title? DarkNolan (General): and i'm from the US. that's all you need to know Cold confusion (General): are you animal mineral or vegtible Davidlhaydon (General): what is your latest fide? Trop_nul (General): I asked why you used so much differents opening in your match again Karpov ? MWALEN (General): no your not your a ford Blind_Sniper (General): so you'r not kasparov ;-) MWALEN (General): ;-] ->General: this is so stupid, he hasn't answered a single question Davidlhaydon (General): bobby fischer :) DarkNolan (General): omega ask any gm Cunningham (General): do you have a pet, Nolan? MWALEN (General): maybe a mazda ->General: and if he answers a question we asked 10 minutes ago, he's been googling it for 9 minutes DarkNolan (General): see what they say Blind_Sniper (General): he's right, omega Blind_Sniper (General): look at his profile Einladung zum Turnier von Häring im Raum 'Turniere > Privat D': Hello everybody! We play 3+0 Swiss System, 7 rounds, rated. ALL WELCOME! Start: 10.30 pm Swiss Time. :-) ----- Hallo zusammen! Wir spielen 3+0 Schweizer System, 7 Runden, gewertet. JEDE(R) IST WILLKOMMEN! Start: 22.30 Uhr Schweizer Zeit. :-) Blind_Sniper (General): he played a lot of gms Blind_Sniper (General): they aren't dumb ->General: so? i did too when i cheated on another server, big deal ->General: some are very stupid DarkNolan (General): chess is mostly pattern recognition Blind_Sniper (General): they know when they are playing a prog DarkNolan (General): gms rely on that to win Einladung zum Turnier von Häring im Raum 'Turniere > Privat D': Hello everybody! We play 3+0 Swiss System, 7 rounds, rated. ALL WELCOME! Start: 10.30 pm Swiss Time. :-) ----- Hallo zusammen! Wir spielen 3+0 Schweizer System, 7 Runden, gewertet. JEDE(R) IST WILLKOMMEN! Start: 22.30 Uhr Schweizer Zeit. :-) Foppe gele (General): Thanx Martin! THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): bobby fischer is arrested in japan illegal passport Cold confusion (General): thats old ews Cold confusion (General): news THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): a bad end for the ex world champion of 1972 Farmer141 (General): i always knew Fischer was a feign ->General: dark nolan DarkNolan (General): that's why there are only all those guys at top all the time, because they train hard to memorize all those variations they studied at home Tasos (General): DLUGE ? ->General: these are typical generic answers, i could easily type that, everyone knows that Farmer141 (General): exactly Dark thats y i can beat u! ->General: this is nothing new, we want answers ->General: someone quiz him on an opening, my lord ->General: how hard is this? Tompie (General): Holger? Trop_nul (General): please , Dark, is that why you tried so differents openings aain karpov ? THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): thats kindergarden what has he done he only played chess at the wrong region lol ->General: or don't you want to know... DarkNolan (General): what result you seek? Farmer141 (General): I AM THE GREATEST!!! ->General: thx for the game, quiz him on an opening Blind_Sniper (General): ok, modern opening, what are the moves? (I don't know either :-)) DarkNolan (General): what will that quiz accomplish Cunningham (General): right Einladung zum Turnier von Häring im Raum 'Turniere > Privat D': Hello everybody! We play 3+0 Swiss System, 7 rounds, rated. ALL WELCOME! Start: 10.30 pm Swiss Time. :-) ----- Hallo zusammen! Wir spielen 3+0 Schweizer System, 7 Runden, gewertet. JEDE(R) IST WILLKOMMEN! Start: 22.30 Uhr Schweizer Zeit. :-) Cunningham (General): its useless ->General: i can't believe this, you people are buying this crap Blind_Sniper (General): I think it too Magnum is here (Main Playing Hall) ->General: magnum! ->General: there we go ->General: get him to quiz him ->General: magnum, please be there MWALEN (General): how many GM's live in california and then do the process of elimination Cold confusion (General): nolan what is the main feature of the sicilion dragon THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): my favorit opening is albin with black but not many play it its nice chaotic Tompie (General): sysop! DarkNolan (General): lol i can only tell you that on ICC i specialize in playing every new computer and trying to beat it with 3 knights Blind_Sniper (General): hey, darknolan, what are the color of the american flag? Holger_Lieske (General): Tompie, das ist NICHT der Hilfe Kanal Farmer141 (General): seems as if Dark endured quite the beating today ->General: seems like he's dodged every question ->General: with non sense DarkNolan (General): sometimes it's a good day and sometimes its a bad day :) Platão (General): Are u playing as GM on ICC? Or just ordinary handle? MWALEN (General): he lives in the Los Angeles area ->General: just like i thought he would ->General: ya right DarkNolan (General): i'm registered on icc of course Cunningham (General): lol don't put oil into the flame, Farmer Farmer141 (General): if i got beat like Dark did today i would probably quit the gamve DarkNolan (General): this server, you guys have a lot of cheaters here Cunningham (General): haha Lieske read THAT Farmer141 (General): aint that right Nolan?! DarkNolan (General): yeah i helped the admins with that problem on icc INTELoutside (General): chessbase will stop selling chess progs Cunningham (General): Nolan is it worse than on ICCC (cheating) ? Einladung zum Simultan von Deep grey im Raum 'Simultanvorstellungen > Simultan B': Elo 0-2000, 1m + 0s. Elo: 0-2000 Super Simultan, Fee is 1 Dukate. Come and Join! (Win:1 Dukate) Cunningham (General): ICC Farmer141 (General): ireally would hate to be u Nolan DarkNolan (General): yes worse Cunningham (General): wow Einladung zum Turnier von Häring im Raum 'Turniere > Privat D': Hello everybody! We play 3+0 Swiss System, 7 rounds, rated. ALL WELCOME! Start: 10.30 pm Swiss Time. :-) ----- Hallo zusammen! Wir spielen 3+0 Schweizer System, 7 Runden, gewertet. JEDE(R) IST WILLKOMMEN! Start: 22.30 Uhr Schweizer Zeit. :-) Cunningham (General): I would have thought the other way around Farmer141 (General): :0( DarkNolan (General): then of course you guys don't have that famous guest-fischer whole thing lol Cunningham (General): ahahah Blind_Sniper (General): or kasparov Farmer141 (General): im too good Cunningham (General): not that often INTELoutside (General): we have guest-Nolan Blind_Sniper (General): lol Cunningham (General): hehe Blind_Sniper (General): and norabelle Cunningham (General): our Fisher replacement killer Blind_Sniper (General): and raffael Blind_Sniper (General): who is raffael? Tasos (General): MAXIM 38 Blind_Sniper (General): his rank is king, without a single game played Farmer141 (General): Are u provoking me Nolan! DarkNolan (General): no i'm waiting for the bloody kid to show up from his lunch DarkNolan (General): so i can kick his ass Cunningham (General): :-) INTELoutside (General): lol Da Borg (General): hey I'll play u while u wait nolan MWALEN (General): who that ->General: borg ->General: borg, what is your rating? Cunningham (General): when he's stuffed and all his blood is in his stomach he's an easy prey :-) Da Borg (General): let me see Tournament invitation from VonNeumann in room 'Tornei > Stanza privata C': Bullet Tournament 1+0 minutes Everyone welcome but please notice that lags over 1.5 seconds will not be accepted ->General: borg Da Borg (General): 1883 ->General: i got nolan aswering questions, a chess quiz ->General: ask him a quesiton, see if he will answer ->General: he wont :) ->General: he'd dodging all the questions DarkNolan (General): lol sorry guys i'm trying to read soemthing while waiting, hope kid shows up as he promised, cause breaking promises damages your honor ->General: you speak of honor? lol Da Borg (General): ok, heres one...are u a top ten GM ->General: thats so funny Farmer141 (General): Nolan if u want i can he the pot really quick and beat u in a few rounds Farmer141 (General): *heat DarkNolan (General): yes klingon honor :) ->General: borg, ask him a question about opening theory Farmer141 (General): :0o Da Borg (General): ok, what are the first three moves of the kings gambit DarkNolan (General): heheh yeah i heard about that DarkNolan (General): lol Farmer141 (General): yah i like some star trek myself Booba (General): e4 e5 f4 DarkNolan (General): e4,f4 and then either bc4 or nf3? DarkNolan (General): lol the "evergreen" game andersson with someone DarkNolan (General): white wins Farmer141 (General): nope Tournament invitation from VonNeumann in room 'Tornei > Stanza privata C': Bullet 1+0 minute tournament in room Private C - Come and join us, players needed!!! Start in 5 minutes DarkNolan (General): famous stuff Topazg82 (General): What is scholar's mate ? THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): or e4 e5 f4 d5 Farmer141 (General): yes THX_FOR_THE_GAMe (General): falkenbeer Geust31415926 (General): der typ hat tatsächlich kaum plan DarkNolan (General): scholar's mate? heh, dude you still learning that? Da Borg (General): in what episode did i assimilate humanity? Cunningham (General): what is the best game ever played in your opinion, Dark ? Topazg82 (General): Nah, just interested, never seen it played before Cunningham (General): Not a quiz, just curious DarkNolan (General): yeah one of my favorite was i , borg ->General: darknolan, answer the damn question Farmer141 (General): iwill assimilate u all! Topazg82 (General): Strikes me as something not likely to happen, kinda like Fools mate Da Borg (General): lol Cunningham (General): Omega stay polite ->General: now he's searching on the net, this is hilarious ->General: he won't answer! ->General: lol Cunningham (General): AND DarkNolan (General): omega you do realize i have multiple tells going on as well right? Vhizz (General): f4 e5 g4 qh4#is scholars mate Farmer141 (General): who here wants to follow the path of Farmer? Da Borg (General): nolan is a character, good for this site i guess ->General: still no answer Cunningham (General): he is not obliged to answer you, Omega Nyx is here (Main Playing Hall) ->General: yes borg, i agree ->General: he's a fake account or just a cheater, one or the other Topazg82 (General): Vhizz, I think that's Fools mate Geust31415926 (General): i needed 14 seconds for "modern opening" a few minutes ago ... Topazg82 (General): Scholars was about 10 moves long or something if I remember correctly Holger_Lieske (General): bye Omega, chat cutted Vhizz (General): hmm... Cunningham (General): cool INTELoutside (General): Omega you're more and more ridiculous Cunningham (General): finally
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