Author: Peter Skinner
Date: 02:43:09 09/27/04
Top ten signs your co-worker is a hacker... number 10... you ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000 number 9... he's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes 3 years in a row number 8... when asked for his phone number, he gives it to you in hex number 7... he seems strangly calm when the office LAN goes down number 6... somehow he gets HBO on his PC at work number 5... he mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net" number 4... massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments number 3... video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons number 2... you hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk." and the number 1 sign that your co-worker is a hacker is... when his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
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